I can't believe I went through with it. As soon as...
I can't believe I went through with it. As soon as I entered the building I knew I should have left. Especially since there are two perfectly fine AMP's across the street (Royal Therapy & Sue's Massage). It's on the 2nd floor in an old decrepit building. I had to walk pass an office full of people taking driving school lessons. When I got to the office I rang the bell and the old mamasan let me in (she's actually Latina, but I say mamasan for lack of a better word). She's an old lady, 50 +, heavy-set, with short blond hair. She led me to the room and told me to undress. It's an old, stale, dirty, poorly lit room, with with a massage table in the middle. As I laid on the table thinking how much worse it could get, I got my answer. The mamasan was actually the massuese! Except that she changed into some Daisy-Dukes and a wife-beater. She had a couple of spare tires for a gut and her ass was hanging out under her shorts. And she put on knee-high black boots. She said hi and grabbed some baby oil and started to massage my back. About 3 minutes later she said turn over and asked what I wanted. Not having enough sense to say "nothing today, thank you", I indicated a BJ. She stuck out her hand and wanted her tip. I told her I don't tip until after services are rendered (I was hoping she would balk and say forget it then). She wasn't too pleased about it but said ok. Damn, I thought, I'll just close my eyes. So I closed my eyes and tried to imagine happy thoughts. It was kinda working but I made the mistake of peeking and I scared my hard on away. I guess she was trying to earn her money because she took her clothes off while she blew me (but at least she kept her boots on!). I have never felt so dirty and disgusted with myself. Imagine the thought, laying naked on a table. You have a naked gramma hunched over blowing you. Her ass sagging, and her gut sagging lower than her tits. After 5 minutes of this freak show, I jumped up and told her this wasn't working. I tried to salvage some value out of this disaster. So I got her to kneel down while I jerked off over tits. After what seemed liked an eternity, I finally came. I shot my load across her face and on her tits. She gave a small cough but didn't complain. I imagine this old ho-bag has done it all, so this was probably chump change to her. Anyway, I jumped up and put on my clothes. I didn't even clean up, I was that much in hurry to get out of there. I threw the money on the table and yelled out "later" as I ran out the building. Most defintely, not my finest hour.
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