After a run of standard MP’s, I was looking for some nuru therapy. Side note, I really miss that Nuru Guru’s place that used to be on Lincoln Ave. I searched for nuru in OC and found an ad for Lana. Her pics (which turned out to be fake) showed her as a lighter skinned girl with curly blonde hair and an athletic build. I reached out to her and booked a 30 mins session. The location she hosted from was an Extended Residency Hotel in Costa Mesa, conveniently located off the freeway. Before I approached her door, I saw a monger was on his way out. Anyway, I rang the bell and Lana answered in a bikini, nice! She gave me a friendly hug and led me to the nuru room. I noticed there was another provider at the place, but I did not get a good look at her. (While I was in my room, I was able to hear the other provider greeting another monger and leading him to a different room). One thing I liked was Lana asked me to take a shower before the session (and I was able to take one after the session as well). But what I did not like is that the towel I received did not seem that fresh. After my shower I was chatting with Lana a little bit. She is a cute girl, with a bubbly personality. She has some tattoos, which I’m not a big fan of, but she is curvy, which I do appreciate. She was telling me that she co-runs a nuru place somewhere in LA (I think she said Torrance?) but I was glad to be able to get an incall apt in Orange County, as I don’t think I’d drive out to LA for a nuru session. Lana asked me to lay on her bed on my stomach. She had a wide black leather mattress that felt pretty comfortable. She then poured oil and began with a nice shoulder massage. Shortly after, she sat on my back and began rubbing her lovely melons across my back down to my legs. After 10 mins, she asked me to turn over. She immediately began playing with junior & massaging him with her melons. She likes to talk dirty throughout the session, which was not really doing anything for me. Before the climax, she stood up over me, turned around and gave me a nice view of underneath her backside. That was my favorite moment of the session! But it was brief, and I wish she would have shown me a little more of her ass during the session. I’m sure that would be on the table during longer or repeated sessions. The finish was serviceable, but nothing amazing. For those wondering, there was zero P2P which was kind of a bummer. Overall I had a decent time. I would not repeat and I remain on the search for an amazing nuru experience in OC. If you have any suggestions or reviews relating to nuru, please do share them.

Haven't been to this place for a while since it is always the same. Slight tease but strictly legit by below average looking 40+ year olds. Anyhow I was in the area with some time to spare so I called and asked if they had any "younger" girls working. The guy said yes, new girl and you'll like her. I should have know better but made appointment and came in about 20 minutes later. Was shown to room, stripped and waited, in walked an average looking (for this place) lady in her late 30's. I think she said her name was Lana, but accent was heavy and I can;t be sure. She gave me standard massage, some tease but wouldn't cross the line or touch the goods. I tipped her 15 and went on my way. Oh well.

She said her name was lana and that she was new, but I see another girl named lana on the site, so maybe she lied or different lana? I use to see Jenny (awesome girl very nice) but she is no longer there. I asked for Jenny and the lady who met me at the front said ok, I asked to take a shower and then went to room. In walked a girl that vaguely resembled Jenny I asked her name and she said lana and that she was new. Jenny no longer worked there. I was already there so I thought ok lets give it a try. couple of minutes of massage then had me flip asked what I wanted gave her sig for bj. She asked if I had protection which i did not. said how much I told her 60 then we got into bartering, hate that settled on 75 for bbbj took money and left room. Mood killed, came back couple of sucks then used her hand to finish. Horrible experience this was such a good place very disappointing. May try other girl, out of great service in past, but will not go to lana bad bad bad! experience very mechanical.

So made the call to her and she was sweet on the phone so i made my way to her place she offered a nuru session for 120 HH, also has 180 FH but i like to test the waters out before i commit to a full hour. My gripe is in the loosely use of the word NURU, Nuru is a gel and a inflatable mat and water and sliding all over... this was not it. SO i got there and she buzzed me into her place i made my way and behind the door was a brick house at first look but then i did see that she was a bit more flabby than i anticipated, maybe good angles on the pics or they are older, i am going with older. She is an Armenian Woman, so that was a first for me had big i mean big man mades and i think we are like flys to a fly trap with those tits.. So i went to the bathroom to freshen up a bit then made my way to her room the massage was on her bed no mat, so right away i knew no nuru would take place, she used oil and rubbed her body on my a bit then used more of a massage technique than continuing nuru, this went on for 20 Min, then she asked me to flip over... she let me roam all over her body then she used those two big breasts to jack off my hard cock and between that and her hands, i was able to cum... so she got the end result but the trip was not what i expected. She is a nice MILF and maybe we just did not connect, she was nice throughout maybe i expected more out of the session. Needless to say i will most likely not repeat. Gave her thumbs up because maybe we just didnt click and others will have a better time.

I came from a meeting last night and was desperately looking for a good release. Tried all my reliable ones but either they were closed or busy at the moment. Then I thought to myself, I will try my old reliable Miracle and see if they are still open. Sure enough I talk to my Russian friend (Russian man who always answers the phone) and he said Lana was available and would be there in 20 mins. I head out there and got there before her. She arrives and steps out of her vehicle and I'm like, WOW...Jackpot. I go to undress and laid on table fully nude. She comes in and lo and behold she covers me up. I said to myself, this is heading south quickly. She is very friendly and all and gives a great massage. She massage my inner thigh and was very close to the boys. I was telling myself at this time, there is still some ray of hope. On the flip, I held her hand and tried to get her to touch junior but she flatly but politely said no. I then remove the towel to expose the now erect junior. No complaints. She tells me that I can do it myself. No luck on this one but she is definitely a looker compared to the other talents here that I had in the past. Is there a chance to convert her....probably not. Be safe. MG

I stopped in after lunch and since it was my first time I didn't drop any names and just went with what I got. There were two cute girls behind the counter, one looked very young but an average build. Lana stayed off to the side so I didn't get a great look until after she was walking me to the room. Lana looked to be about mid twenties but I never asked her age. The room was nice and she started out like a normal massage place. About five to ten minutes into the back massage she moved onto my butt and seemed playful, my hand began to roam, I asked if it was ok and she said yes. Once she moved again to the end of the table I had both my hands on her butt and she asked what else I was interested in. Everything was $160, I told her it was too high so she started bargaining for a BJ instead. I offered $120 and stuck at that price without showing any interest in a BJ. She was reluctant but agreed. Lana is fit but not as skinny as some of the girls I see other places. She makes up for it with a really great rack that I'm still not sure where either perfect naturals or some of the best implants I've ever felt. I was even more interested in her slight bubble butt that was so firm I couldn't keep my hands off it. Her face is cute but her skin does have acne issues. She gave a good covered BJ but that's not what I was there for. I put her on her back on the table and let her keep working me with her mouth while I took a peek between her legs. Her kitty is not the shy type that stays tucked inside but instead is proud and stays out and open like a butterfly! Started in Mish with both of us on the table, I moved to standing and stayed in mish, put her on her side for a bit then I went back onto the table to finish in doggie. She's not overly energetic but is not shy and doesn't seem to mind what she does.

New place on Ball and Magnolia in Dental building on 2nd floor. Girl at desk was not too engaging as she barely looked up from her computer screen as she asked me what I wanted. I asked for half hr. and the bathroom. She gave me key for bathroom outside and then showed me to small room on return. She came in to do massage and now seemed friendlier, dressed in loose blouse and jeans. Spoke English very well but still had accent. Said she was college grad now in nursing school. She is an attractive C-girl with nice trim body, pretty face, and flawless skin. Massage showed some skill and attention to detail with stops at pressure points to work out the kinks. The whole time we were engaged in conversation about school, family, and career. She did nice reach under and played with boys for a while. I made sure to lift and give her plenty of access and she was game. She even let loose with a couple of spanks so I knew she had some playfulness in her. On the turn she oiled me up and did nice 2 hand HE but would not show the girls. I just played grab ass to the finish while she squeezed till the end. She said next time she would do body slide so I will have to see with one more visit if there is more fun to be had. She said there were 2 other girls there and they both were busy with customers so the word must be getting out on this place.

It was a rainy night but the little head didn't care. I drove around with several AMPs in mind and found that they were all closed. It wasn't that late, around 7:30 PM but I guess business must have been really slow and they closed up for the night. I saw Paradise was open so I decided to take a chance. I walked in and paid MMS for an hour. While undressing, Lana opened the door and walked in. Out of the corner of my eye, she looked slim and nice.....I turned my head and saw that while she was slim, she was pushing 50 and not nice looking. She dressed young and had a lot of make up on to try to look appealing but was not. In any case, I climbed on the table and she started giving me a very light touching massage. I grabbed her legs and butt to given her the signal and she teased a bit. After about 10 minutes of the touching massage, she said "turn over" which I did. She light touched massaged me some more until she reached my tool and asked if it was OK to touch it and I said yes. She played with it a bit and I pointed at her crouch and she said no. She gave an OK HJ and let me feel her tiny tits and pussy through her clothes. She cleaned me up and I got dressed to leave. She was disappointed at the $30 tip I gave her. I told her I would have given her a C note to do "boom-boom" and she told me to get a girl friend for that. Not a lot of positives to note other than she was slim and trim.

After looking at her ad for weeks, I decided to pull the trigger. I am VERY attracted to this woman and wish there was more offered. Basically, dull massage, hot woman, delivers as promised but unsatisfying. Okay, my disappointment is the result of me wanting to bang the living heck out of her. Even with her man-mades and extra tummy flab, my blood pressure rose just being near her. I wanted in that p***y more than I've wanted anything all year. Didn't happen. So, I arrived at her place and washed up. She had me lie on her bed and she wanted to give a massage which she feels she's good at. She's topless and wearing a thong. Her ass and thighs are stellar. I couldn't enjoy the massage. On the flip, I tried everything in my arsenal for intimacy, to no avail. Her voice is cute - she sounds exactly like Latka's wife on Taxi. I licked the boobs but she did not like me sucking on them. She denied me DATY and kissing. She just wanted to give me a handie. I convinced her to let me Russian and it was nice, then I directed her to flip onto her stomach. She was confused. I straddled her and then Italianed the hell out of her perfect ass and blew onto her lower back. I don't think anyone's ever done that to her before, which I find odd. Anyway, I cleaned her, then cleaned myself, thanked her and even tried to talk her into an actual date. Nope. If GFE FS was on the menu, I would be back twice a week.

It5's been a while but I decided to hit NTH to see if they had any thin model-types to fuck. And lucky for me I got Lana--beautiful, tall, athletic, and adventurous. She came in and seemed a little shy, as I don't think her English is all that good. Started with some pressure applied to the back, not exactly a massage, but kind of nice. After a couple of minutes she started playing with the boys and to my surprise had moved in for some tushy-lingus. At first I thought maybe it was the ol' wet finger trick, but I looked in the mirror and sure enough there she was buried in my ass, with hers sticking straight up. She was still wearing her tight mini-dress but you could see how fine she was. She indicated the flip and she peeled off the dress and WOW, what a body. Tall, slim, athletic, rather large round fake tits. Some guys apparently don't like this but the visual was stunning. She licked my nipples and then went down for a BBBJ that was just awesome. I pulled her into 69 to see the shave pussy but she had dimmed the lights so I can't report on the appearance. She was really sucking away and I blew--I'm pretty sure she sense it and took me out of her mouth before I came. Hot towel clean-up, helped with the dressing, and that was that. Really great, really close to my perfect type, with a sweet face and personality, slim build with fake tits...really great.