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Linda or Lisa
(1 reviews)
6 Unique Visitors
1 Today
Company: Not specified
Spa Hours: mon, wed, fri
Phone: 424-204-9645
(424) 204-9645, 424-204-9645, 4242049645
City: Los Angeles
State:
Massage Parlors
Provider Id: 78620
Door Fee: $45/hour
PAYMENT OPTION: CASH ONLY $45/hour
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Provider Summary
Linda or Lisa is a professional massage provider. located in Los Angeles. She is 36-40. of asian ethnicity. with beautiful brown eyes. and brown hair. worn short. She has a average build. standing 5'4" - 5'7". Her services include professional massage therapy. with rates starting at $45/hour. The facility offers premium amenities including table shower, sauna, private shower areas, and jacuzzi for a complete relaxation experience. Available on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Contact Linda or Lisa directly at 424-204-9645 for appointments. With 1 positive reviews and an average rating of 3 stars, Linda or Lisa has established a reputation for quality service and customer satisfaction.
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  • Average engagement: 7.0 views per review
  • Today's activity: 1 views
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Ethnicity: Asian
Ethnicity Details: Chinese
Eye Color: Brown
Age: 36-40
Hair Length: Short
Hair Color: Brown
Build: Average
Height: 5'4" - 5'7"
Breast Size: C
Breast Implants: No
Hygiene: Average
Work Schedule: Monday,Tuesday,Wednessday,Thursday,Friday,Saturday,Sunday
Category: Parlor
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Sir Lynx A Lot
Member 23 posts Member since Nov -0001
Jun 8, 2014
24
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Overall Rating
3.0/5.0
Service Quality
3.0/5.0
Tip: $45
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2014-06-01
1st let me explain the name thing… When she first...
1st let me explain the name thing… When she first came in, she asked my name and I told her, then asked hers and she said Linda… On my way out, I asked her name again and she said Lisa… I did a double take and she had turned around and was walking away… At any rate, I was driving around, happened to see the tent sign was still on the sidewalk and the “Open” sign was still illuminated… So I drove around the block, got the number and called… The time then was 9:30 or so. Asked if I can get an hour and the lady said sure. Walked in, was greeted by an older lady in short shorts and a cut off t-shirt… So I figured there will be some action. Although she kept saying “I bring the lady, I bring the lady”… I think she wanted me to know it wasn’t her giving me the massage, maybe for me to stop wishful thinking… To which I was thankful… A few minutes later, Linda (later Lisa) walked in. Mid 30‘s, not too fat but not skin and bone either. Short hair, definitely Chinese. We had the short conversation, as she was starting a pretty good (medium) massage. As I always say, IO like to touch and feel as they are working on me… One thing it breaks the ice for a place where it my first time, but it also allowed me to see how far I can get and which area am I going to get into most. Well, Linda was enjoying that aspect of it as well. She was reacting by leaning forward and rubbing her chest on my back… It felt good but really gave no indication of how big they were. 40 or so minutes into it, she had already -accidentally- touched the boys and each time she did, it seemed she jerked back as if to say it was not intentional… Well, after a quick wipe down, came the flip… And no sooner as I flipped and put my head on the pillow, she was over my head, leaning forward with her breast in my face… I let her do that a few times, then I reached back and pulled her shirt up, undid her bra and out came those big D size boobs… I started playing with and kissing them… And let me tell you, this chick LOVES to have her boobs sucked. I even asked her “you like that, huh?” to which she answered: “yeah… BOTH”… And she’d squeezed them both together and put them on my mouth… While they usually might let you play for a bit, they always try to rush the HE… But Linda was either enjoying herself too much or she was going to have me do it on my own… I say this because she kept resisting me grabbing her hand to slide it down there… Finally asked her if she is going to finish me off… And just as I guessed, she made a face like she’s grossed out to do it, and she handed me the oil bottle. Perfect timing for the Mamasan to call her out (I guess to ask her if she wanted to take another appointment that had just walked in). She took a few minutes to come back and when she did, I was playing… So I asked her again and again, she said “no, you do it, only few minutes left”… Sigh! So I thought the heck with it, I said: “I’ll give you your tip, you can go to the other customer, but call the other lady for me”… (LOL) I needed someone to finish me off… To which she replied, “you no want the other lady” (then she whispered) “she’s a bitch”! Well, then bring those tatas over here and the heck with it, I’ll do it! Having had time to prime myself, it didn’t take much and two minutes later, I am done and getting a wipe down… Handed her $30 for a tip and she looked at it like it was not enough… I said, I’ll be back next time, you keep practicing, do a good hand job, I give you more”… What’s your name? “Lisa” she said as she was walking away! Now that I check the reviews, I see that there is yet another chick there. Might go back to see if Mamasan will take a tip to let me choose…

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Provider Ranking
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out of 6570 providers
Cross-Provider Performance
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Service: 3/5
Attitude: 3/5
Looks: 3/5
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Total Views: 6
Avg Visits: 1.2
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MrKamikaze
2 hours ago
Great provider! Very professional and the service was excellent. Highly recommend for anyone looking for quality massage therapy.
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Dickie_T
1 day ago
Been coming here for months. Consistent and always provides great service. The facility is clean and professional.
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