Just so we're clear: Avoid. At all costs. So, I...
Just so we're clear: Avoid. At all costs.
So, I have to be down in the OC for the day, so I look on Backpage for something new, and there is Shannon, positng in the Body Rubs section. You know, the "Adult" massage section? Anyway, she's a white chick, looks OK, it's a private place, seems nice enough on the phone, so I'm in.
When I get there, she looks enough like her pictures--not quite as good in person, but OK. I take a shower, get in the massage room, and I get on the table. She says from outside of the room: "Make sure you cover yourself." Bad sign. But I do.
The massage starts. After a few minutes, I ask if I can take off the sheet. "Nope, this a non-erotic massage." Uggg. Then post in the non-erotic section.
Anyway, I try to enjoy the massage. It's awful as a regular massage, and, to make it worse, she doesn't shut up. Ever. To the point where I actually say: "I really just want to relax and not talk." That, of course, shut her up for a good 45 seconds. Then more babbling. Mercifully, it only lasted about 50 minutes, and I didn't bother taking a shower when I left. I just wanted out.
To repeat: avoid.
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