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Joann
(34 reviews)
31 Unique Visitors
1 Today
Company: Not specified
Spa Hours: mon, wed, fri
Phone: 415-441-4133
(415) 441-4133, 415-441-4133, 4154414133
City: San Francisco
State:
Massage Parlors
Provider Id: 75373
Door Fee: $75/hour
PAYMENT OPTION: CASH ONLY $75/hour
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Joann is a professional massage provider. located in San Francisco. She is 31-35. of asian ethnicity. with beautiful brown eyes. and black hair. worn medium. She has a slim build. standing 5'4" - 5'7". Her services include professional massage therapy. with rates starting at $75/hour. The facility offers premium amenities including table shower, sauna, private shower areas, and jacuzzi for a complete relaxation experience. Available on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Contact Joann directly at 415-441-4133 for appointments. With 34 positive reviews and an average rating of 3.4 stars, Joann has established a reputation for quality service and customer satisfaction.
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Ethnicity: Asian
Ethnicity Details: Korean
Eye Color: Brown
Age: 31-35
Hair Length: Medium
Hair Color: Black
Build: Slim
Height: 5'4" - 5'7"
Breast Size: C
Breast Implants: Yes
Kitty: Partially Shaved
Hygiene: Excellent
Work Schedule: Tuesday
Category: Parlor
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⭐ Joann 34 Client Reviews
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deferce
Member 37 posts Member since Nov -0001
Oct 2, 2022
24
2
Overall Rating
2.0/5.0
Service Quality
2.0/5.0
Tip: $40
Company Rating: 2
Date Saw: 2022-09-22
Everything about this experience was "old". This...
Everything about this experience was "old". This strip center on Brookhurst is old- the shop is old and the Vietnamese ladies are all old. However there is a bikini bar next door that deserves some interest??? Anyway- old JoAnn tried to help me. She is relatively plain, friendly not flirty and the massage is a glorified rubbing- typical. They try to hustle you out in less than the agreed on time so beware. There was zero chemistry- she did offer hj- probably more available but nothing I would pay for. I said no thank you after tolerating 20 minutes. Tipped 20 for the effort and her needs. Your YMMV may very but I doubt it. As always- ENJOY!

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bangnhoes
Member 254 posts Member since Nov -0001
Feb 11, 2022
24
2
Overall Rating
2.0/5.0
Service Quality
2.0/5.0
Tip: $40
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2022-01-09
So I saw this place pop up and decided to give them...
So I saw this place pop up and decided to give them a try. Located in a strip mall with a covid 19 testing facility and a realtor office not very busy and parking isn’t a problem. Inside is new and clean and has one of those Obnoxious door bells that rings when you walk in So Joann answered the door and brings me to my room I notice that she’s not a average sized c girl. This girl is on the bigger side she’s about 5’6” and 170 lbs not slim what so ever. Her face is big and you can tell she’s in her early 20s. The massage was bad as you could tell she wanted to skip it and get right to the good stuff. I flip over and she gives me her prices $160 for FS. I should have walked at that point but she ended up giving me a HJ for $40 will never mess with her again

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davmat98
Member 144 posts Member since Sep 2003
May 1, 2018
24
4
Overall Rating
4.0/5.0
Service Quality
4.0/5.0
Tip: $N/A
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2018-04-27
Called ahead to see who was available and was told...
Called ahead to see who was available and was told Joann was available. Made arrangements for an afternoon visit. Arrived on time was put in my fav room and paid the admission fee. Joann arrives shortly after I undressed and on the massage table. Nice bod, cute face and knew exactly what I wanted. She did a slow striptease that got me hot and horny. She said $$$ first. I got up and paid her. No kissing what so ever so I started going down on her. She said no, no honey you pay more for DATY. I said how much and she said another $$$. I said no way and she said how much do I have. I said 20 and she pushed back to 80 and I said no way. She then said 40 more and I said ok. I dined and she got off big time. She then said my turn and traded places. On with the cover, a quick cbj then she jumped on and drilled me until I popped. She quickly got dressed and returned with hot towel. She handed it to me to clean myself. I got dressed and out the door. I will pass on her from now on.

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The_Profit
Member 23 posts Member since Nov -0001
Nov 5, 2015
33
3
Overall Rating
3.0/5.0
Service Quality
4.0/5.0
Tip: $40
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2015-11-03
Saw a brief mention of this place on another blog...
Saw a brief mention of this place on another blog and made appointment to check it out. Quiet location but visible entrance. Started going into the nail shop and realized there were a bunch of old white-haired gals getting their manis and pedis. Oops...The spa is next door, ahem. JoAnn was at the counter to greet me for my 1 o'clock. She had a nice smile and was friendly but she's a big gal. The room was nice, solid walls and door which is good. Got ready and she came in put a little cover on my butt and oiled me up. Her massage was good, firm but not to firm. Located some knots in my shoulder and back, worked those out. She gives a good effort. She started some lighter strokes and got me going with some sweet inner thigh work. Now I had not made any of the usual moves so I think she was unsure just what I wanted. We got past that on the flip. She lowered the lights and put her crotch on my forehead and her boobs in my face(clothed). I got the boobs out, played with those. Rubbed her butt, etc. I could a felt anything I wanted but I didn't want to get in those yoga pants. Boobies was enough. She was rubbing me I was rubbing her. Soon the expected result was achieved! Overall, a very enjoyable experience and I will return. Only 2 workers but I didn't see the other one but probably older as well.

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rounder9999
Member 70 posts Member since Nov -0001
Apr 8, 2015
24
2
Overall Rating
2.0/5.0
Service Quality
2.0/5.0
Tip: $30
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2015-04-02
I've been trying out a lot of new places and trying...
I've been trying out a lot of new places and trying to find new blood but have been striking out big time. I drove in the center and noticed there were 4 parlors in this plaza. It reminded me of Fair drive in a way. So, I peeked in on all the parlors except the Purple Rain which was closed (don't know why). The receptionist at Red Rose was very cute so I decided to try it out. Unfortunately, of course, she doesn't massage so I got the next girl up. I was laying down naked and she covered my with a little towel. The massage wasn't bad so I just laid back and enjoyed the massage. When she asked me to turn over, I made sure the towel stayed on while she was massaging my front. She did ask, "do you want me to massage here" and grabbed my johnson but I declined. So, I know a HE is possible here but not with her which is why I put massage parlor and not legit. I had her finish up the massage and showered off the excess oily feeling. Once again, I won't be back unless I hear of a good recommendation but don't see JOANN. I hope you other mongers are having better luck with new talent. PM please. This hunting is getting expensive. I may have to just go back to my usual suspects.

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Socalmonger
Member 2 posts Member since Nov -0001
Nov 15, 2014
19
4
Overall Rating
4.0/5.0
Service Quality
4.0/5.0
Tip: $40
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2014-09-26
Joann is a nice woman and a good provider. The...
Joann is a nice woman and a good provider. The massage was close to CMT, hitting all of the right spots and getting me nice and loose. Talkative, which I don't mind. There was very little hint of extras, as this was my first time at this place and I didn't push things. When it came time for the flip, she very causally asked if I needed a massage anywhere else, I motioned to the obvious, and she went to work. Good HJ, this wasn't her first (or last) rodeo. I'd come back in a pinch for something reliable, though I prefer younger providers. Standard fees and tip.

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nubby951
Member 1 posts Member since Nov -0001
Jun 1, 2014
6
4
Overall Rating
4.0/5.0
Service Quality
5.0/5.0
Tip: $70
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2014-04-04
Walked in with no appointment. MMS lead me to room...
Walked in with no appointment. MMS lead me to room asked me if I'd been there before. Let her know that I was there when it was Spa One. Then Joann came in and was pleased that she had a nice body, face was ok. Table shower was good with a lot of teasing. No areas were left untouched. Opted for no sauna. Lead to massage room and the fun began. Laid on the table and she started a decent massage. When she was up by my head I reached under her dress and started to take it off. She got into it and asked what I would tip said 100 and and she left the room and came back with condom. She let me massage her. I started to finger her pussy and she grabbed my cock and started to suck it. She had me lay on my back and she started to lick my balls and ass. The she got on a started to ride me. I flipped her over and we finished in doggie. We still had some time left and she finished the massage. Would recommend.

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smer24
Member 1 posts Member since Nov -0001
Nov 12, 2013
6
4
Overall Rating
4.0/5.0
Service Quality
4.0/5.0
Tip: $75
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2013-11-09
I was sore from biking and I was in the area so I...
I was sore from biking and I was in the area so I figured I'd pay a visit. I was greeted by an older lady. I've never seen her there before. Led me to the 3rd room on the left. 3 mins later little cutie named Joann showed up and she was stunning! She was about 5 foot tall and 90lbs. Nice rack and butt. TS was exciting as she payed a lot of attention to the right areas. Went back to the room and asked me if I want it soft or hard. I replied "wet since I'm already hard". And she smiled. I obviously went for FS and she was fun. Almost no limits.

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miatia
Member 1 posts Member since Nov -0001
May 14, 2013
43
4
Overall Rating
4.0/5.0
Service Quality
4.0/5.0
Tip: $75
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2013-02-13
I was staying across the street from Empire and it...
I was staying across the street from Empire and it had been a stressful day. This was my first time at an AMP and I was a little nervous. I got a bite to eat down the street and had a couple of glasses of wine before I decided to give it a try. I went in and walked past a room full of girls all wearing night gowns. The older lady in charge took me over to the board with the prices and wanted to know how long I wanted. I asked for an hour and was expecting to talk with the girls for a minute before I chose one, but Joann had already been assigned to me and she grabbed my hand and took me upstairs. She was nice looking so I didn't complain. She showed me to our room, gave me a towel and we parted ways to go take our showers. Ran into another dude in the shower room, so that was a little strange. I come back to the room and then Joann comes in. She asks me to lose the towel. She says she is cold from the shower and grabs my cock with her hand to prove the point. Yep I am in the right place. :) She give me a great deep tissue massage and does the whole walking on my back thing. At some point another girl comes in and asks if I had order two girls. I say no, but tell her she can stay if she wants. After she leaves, Joann tells me to flip and starts rubbing my cock lightly and asks if I want happy ending. We negotiate and end up at $200. A little steep, but I am having a good time and don't care. She looses the night gown and pulls out a condom and starts rubbing my cock with her tits. Condom goes on and short CBJ follows. She says your turn now and hops up on the table and spreads her legs and lets me DATY her, then we start several variations of missionary. I am about the explode, so I pull out and go back to the Y. I don't think she was expecting it and has a full body orgasm. Up to that point she had been faking it, but her whole body was twitching from this one, kind of hard to fake, but who knows. I go back for more missionary and don't last as long as I want, but had a good time. After she lays there and we talk for a bit, she cleans me up and we head back to the showers.

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kwetip
Member 37 posts Member since Nov -0001
Mar 18, 2013
24
4
Overall Rating
4.0/5.0
Service Quality
5.0/5.0
Tip: $200
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2013-03-18
JoAnn is Chinese from Quilin. Face 7.5 (higher if...
JoAnn is Chinese from Quilin. Face 7.5 (higher if she got some of her teeth straightened), smooth, medium complexion with a wasp like body with enhanced tits and perfectly round ass = 9. Speaks English well (she's a student)and has a friendly accomodating personality =9. Her tits are enhancedand firm, perfect for her body size with pouty protruding nipples which beg to be kissed and sucked. She slowly undressed me while my hand roamed over her firm tits and ass - got me hard quickly. She pulled on my rod and smiled "just the right size". Started DFK, lots of tongue action while my hands continued to explore her body as she fondled my nuts and gave a little preview BBBJ. Went to the bathroom for a mutual shower,lots of fun washing each other's privates. Off to the bedroom where she laid prone and I spread her legs wide open to reveal her perky pussy lips. Got down on my knees to and began to slowly lick the edges. This drove her crazy hot - she moaned and squirmed as I slowly and gently ran my tongue up in down the split up to her clit. Continued DATY as she bucked up and down. She was so wet and juicy, I had to stop to wipe my face. Changed position for some BBBJ. She has good technique in pushing my rod way back into her mouth and throat and holding it without gagging. Switched to 69 where I buried my face into her as she thrust and rocked back and forth - beautiful. FIV and she couldn't take anymore and begged me to fuck her. She road me ACG with lots of simultaneous DFK. Finally let loose my load as she squezzed my rod with her V-muscles. Laid exhaustd and chatted about China and life in general - very friendly. She complimented me for an enoyable "fuck" and asked me to "please come again". Cleaned me up and snuggled against me stroking by thighs and chest. Worth a repeat.

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Total Views: 31
Avg Visits: 1.2
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MrKamikaze
2 hours ago
Great provider! Very professional and the service was excellent. Highly recommend for anyone looking for quality massage therapy.
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Dickie_T
1 day ago
Been coming here for months. Consistent and always provides great service. The facility is clean and professional.
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