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Joann
(3 reviews)
10 Unique Visitors
2 Today
Company: Not specified
Spa Hours: mon, wed, fri
Phone: 415-441-4133
City: San Francisco, CA
Escorts
Provider Id: 75373
Door Fee: $75/hour
PAYMENT OPTION: CASH ONLY $75/hour
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Profile Analytics
10
Unique Visitors
2
Views Today
0%
Repeat Client Rate
0
Regular Customers
3
Total Reviews
Provider Details
Ethnicity: Hispanic : Puerto Rican
Eye Color: Brown
Age: 26-29
Hair Length: Long
Hair Color: Gray
Build: Average
Height: 5'3"-5'5"
Breast Size: B
Breast Implants: Yes
Piercings: Not specified
Work Schedule: Tuesday
Category: Not specified
Services
Lick The Kitty: Yes
FS (Full Service): Yes
Kissing: Not specified
Touch The Kitty: Not specified
Massage: Not specified
Shower Together: Yes
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miatia
Member 1 posts Member since Nov -0001
May 14, 2013
43
4
Overall Rating
4.0/5.0
Service Quality
4.0/5.0
Tip: $75
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2013-02-13
I was staying across the street from Empire and it had been a stressful day...
I was staying across the street from Empire and it had been a stressful day. This was my first time at an AMP and I was a little nervous. I got a bite to eat down the street and had a couple of glasses of wine before I decided to give it a try. I went in and walked past a room full of girls all wearing night gowns. The older lady in charge took me over to the board with the prices and wanted to know how long I wanted. I asked for an hour and was expecting to talk with the girls for a minute before I chose one, but Joann had already been assigned to me and she grabbed my hand and took me upstairs. She was nice looking so I didn't complain. She showed me to our room, gave me a towel and we parted ways to go take our showers. Ran into another dude in the shower room, so that was a little strange. I come back to the room and then Joann comes in. She asks me to lose the towel. She says she is cold from the shower and grabs my cock with her hand to prove the point. Yep I am in the right place. :) She give me a great deep tissue massage and does the whole walking on my back thing. At some point another girl comes in and asks if I had order two girls. I say no, but tell her she can stay if she wants. After she leaves, Joann tells me to flip and starts rubbing my cock lightly and asks if I want happy ending. We negotiate and end up at $200. A little steep, but I am having a good time and don't care. She looses the night gown and pulls out a condom and starts rubbing my cock with her tits. Condom goes on and short CBJ follows. She says your turn now and hops up on the table and spreads her legs and lets me DATY her, then we start several variations of missionary. I am about the explode, so I pull out and go back to the Y. I don't think she was expecting it and has a full body orgasm. Up to that point she had been faking it, but her whole body was twitching from this one, kind of hard to fake, but who knows. I go back for more missionary and don't last as long as I want, but had a good time. After she lays there and we talk for a bit, she cleans me up and we head back to the showers.
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Anonymous Reviewer
Member 0 posts Member since N/A
Jan 4, 2015
43
5
Overall Rating
5.0/5.0
Service Quality
4.0/5.0
Tip: $N/A
Company Rating: N/A
Date Saw: N/A
Went to SF for a few days and been here before...
Went to SF for a few days and been here before. Walked in and upstairs I go. MMS says hello I pay my 60 and she introduces me to Joann. She leads me to the room and I strip down. She gives a nice massage than on the flip asked me what I want I told her full service and she asked for the $$ up front which i was not happy about. Reluctantly I gave her the jack and she started with a nice CBJ. After a few minutes I am ready to bust and ask her to stop. She offered me 2 pops for another 60 which I agree. She stops for a minute or so and goes right back to work after sucking on my boys than right back to the head and I bust prematurely. After a few minutes she puts on anothe cover and goes for another CBJ to get me hard. After 5 minutes or so no luck. I tell her that. She stops I get up and dresses and out the door. Great place in sf will repeat.
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Anonymous Reviewer
Member 0 posts Member since N/A
Dec 1, 2013
43
3
Overall Rating
3.0/5.0
Service Quality
4.0/5.0
Tip: $N/A
Company Rating: N/A
Date Saw: N/A
In twon for quick vaca so i thought id try it here...
In twon for quick vaca so i thought id try it here. Inside there were some girls waiting their turn. One escorts me to room. I showere and she returns to start me off on a great massage. On the flip she asks what i wanted. I tip and the fun begins. She starts with bj then we works a few positions.... mish, cowgirl, and finish in doggie. Not bad i must say. I shower again and off i go. Not a bad trip

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Attitude: 4/5
Looks: 4/5
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10 unique visitors
Total Views: 10
Avg Visits: 1
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First Time: 32

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