I am very pissed off that I have to write this...
I am very pissed off that I have to write this entire fucking review again, but this website logged me out or timed my session out or some shit, so when I hit the "submit" button, it sent me back to the login page instead of submitting my review.
Now that I have that off my chest.
I had some time to kill while I was waiting for a client in Anaheim. I looked on Backpage for MP ads in the area. There were two close by, both seemed legit but one had several reviews here, and the other had none, so I decided to give it a shot. I pulled some cash from the ATM and went over. Surprisingly, a pretty caucasian girl with a wrong European accent answered at the lobby window.
"What you want?" She asked. Just like that, no "hello", no "good morning". Just "what you want?". "A half hour massage" I said. "Just a massage?" She asked, with a raised eyebrow. "Maybe a little extra", I replied. " $35 please." "Are you the girl to do the massage?" "Maybe" she replied with a wry grin. She took 40 from me and closed the window. I never did get my $5 change. She reappeared at the lobby door and I got my first good look at her. She had a very pretty face, great skin, nice, hair, gorgeous eyes. She was wearing a tight, short dress that hugged her slim, youthful body. She ushered me through the door and into the first room. "What do you want?" She asked again. I thought, geez does this girl need me to spell it out for her? I asked her "what's on the menu?" She responded by asking "are you a cop?" I, of course said "no. Are you?" "No.". Good. Got that out of the way. Then, she gives me her menu. 60 for a handy, 100 for a blow or 140 for FS. This price list was steeper than I anticipated when I went to the ATM. But then again, I was anticipating a typical AMP with a hopefully decent looking, relatively young FOB chick who hopefully speaks enough English to communicate the basics. Instead, I've got a drop dead gorgeous, college aged European girl in front of me who speaks English fairly confidently. So I figure the extra money pays for the uncommon looks, race and English proficiency. So I looked in my wallet and I ask her "what will you do for 80?" She tells me, "a hand job and mutual touch." I ask "nude?" She says "Sure." "Completely nude?" "Yes." She takes my money upfront and disappears through the door while I get undressed . BTW: I think this is the first time I've ever been charged for the tip upfront at an MP.
I get undressed and wrap a towel around my waist when she reappears, now wearing heels to compliment the killer dress. "Take that off, you don't need it." She says with a laugh, pointing at the towel. I drop the towel and lay facedown on the table. "Oh, just turn over. Let's do what you came for." OK. I'm not one to complain, but I have been to a few AMP's with pretty hot girls that at least start you with a decent back rub first. But this girl wants to get straight to business. I'm not going to argue, so I turn over. Then she begins To strip. She peels the dress off and reveals her flawless, creamy white skin and supple, young firm body. Long arms, Long legs, long neck, a flat tummy, slim waist and beautiful muscle tone all over. Not athletic, mind you, just youthful and healthy. Then the bra comes off revealing undeniably beautiful, firm, natural, gravity-defying breasts adorned with perfect, pink, slightly puffy nipples. I've never been much of a breast man, always been an ass aficionado, myself. But if more women had breasts like hers, I would convert .
Finally she slides her tiny thong off over her amazingly cute, round, delicious little butt revealing her pretty, clean-shaven little kitty. For an ass man like myself, not one single inch of her body disappoints.
However, all of this is happening fairly quickly, so I am not exactly ready to go as she begins to oil up my semi-turgid Johnson and starts to stroke me. I begin letting my hands wander all over that delicious body. Taking in handfuls of tits and ass as I rub, caress, massage and grope every curve and every crevice. I then test the waters with my mouth, kissing and gently caressing her skin with my tongue over her hips, thighs and ass. She's not complaining about this, so I begin to finger her pussy. I'm rubbing her clit and sliding my tongue up her stomach to her tits. She whispers, "be gentle, I'm sensitive" So I continue to gently lick and kiss her breasts, sliding my mouth up her her neck to her jaw and I explore her face, trying to push the envelope to kiss her on the lips, but she turns her cheek to me. So back down her neck and her shoulders as I'm fingering her clit with one hand and with the other hand full of ass. All of this is happening as she continues to stroke me, getting me harder and harder. My mouth wonders down again to her hips and around to her ass. She turns that perfect little hiny a little so I can get a nicer view. Then I bury my face in her crack and start licking between her legs from behind, getting my tongue to the outside of her pussy from the rear with my fingers still manipulating her clit from the front. She's moaning her appreciation of this action but backs off when I begin to penetrate her a little with my fingers. I continue to lick and finger her crotch and fondle her tits until I finally blow my wad in her hands.
Moments later, she's dressed and out the door to fetch a hot towel for me to clean up with. She comes back in with said towel, and lounges in the room with me while I get dressed, making small talk. She's 22, born in some Eastern Bloc country that I don't remember the name of, but spent most of her youth in Italy before coming to the states two years ago. She tells me this is her only gig. No school, no modeling, no Gentlemens clubs or private escorting. Just the massage parlor. As bloody hot as she is, I find it hard to believe she's not pulling down thousands at a strip club or something somewhere else. I'm sure she has all kinds of hidden talents.
Anyway, overall this was a very nice experience. My only gripe is that I've been to AMPs where equally hot K girls do as much or more for less. I've gotten half nude mutual touch CBJs for 60, completely nude mutual touch CBJ's for 80 and CFS with LFK, which, in my book, is pretty much a GFE for 100 with FOB girls that may be a little older, but who could still stand in the same line up with this girl and get equal attention. But, as if I haven't driven the point home enough, this girl was exquisitely gorgeous and given her menu items, and the way she let my hands and mouth roam, I bet she gives amazing FS. I would go back for a repeat visit, but I am just as likely to explore other venues next time I'm in this area. It just depends on whether I want to bring enough money to get the complete experience or if I want to try my luck with someone else.
⚠️ 2 clients warned about something in this review