Worst. Session. Ever. Pistol (now going by Bailey)...
Worst. Session. Ever. Pistol (now going by Bailey) is a hot little number and a unique beauty who had a string of rave reviews. What I got was a horrible session that included a psychotic second provider, around a dozen interruptions, and a near miss with either hotel security or law enforcement. It was a complete and utter disaster and the worst experience with a provider ever. Pistol/Bailey promises no bs and no games but that is what I go. She promises satisfaction, but I received none. She claims to give you what you want, but that didn't happen. She claims she'll give you the time of your life, but the cake is a lie gentlemen. Heed my tale of misery and woe.
Set-up was very simple, called and got an immediate appointment. However, she asked for what we will need to have fun because her friend (her blonde bestie she sometimes uses with 2 girl specials) was out with the car and she couldn't get any. This was my first warning there was a problem that I ignored. So I got a couple of packs of what we will need because I'm a nice guy and she should have those around.
Showed up to the hotel, she tells me to go around back and she will let me in (pretty standard). She then calls me back and tells me she doesn't have a key to the room so I should go in from the front. That was warning number two, but I causally walk past the front desk and go to her room. She was in street clothes, nothing special.
However, Pistol is a unique beauty. Super small and wiry with a gymnast's body, with a sassy punk hair do and a collection of tattoos that are artful and not distracting. Lovely little B cups and a perfect ass. I loved every moment I had my hands on her, which wasn't enough as it would turn out.
Room was very messy including ashtrays jammed with butts. Usually like to start in a chair with the girl on my lap but that wasn't possible as it was heaping with clothes. We got comfortable on the bed. She really is beautiful and I'm thinking this is going to be great. I was incredibly wrong. Oh so wrong. I ask to undress her, and get to feel my hands along her tight little frame squeezing that perfect little ass. Cute little B cups come out of her pink bra. I kiss them and kiss her along the neck. Not a great response on her part. We move to the bed and are about to get started when. . .
Her friend comes back and knocks brusquely on the door. She goes out to tell her to wait telling her she has a call then returns to play. I'm worried someone overheard at that point. We start to get to know each other with me feeling her up and she giving me a HJ when the phone goes off with a bombastic ring tone, which I try to ignore but can't. She gets it hard enough to put a condom on. She's working hard to work me up but we realize her friend is actually sitting outside the door and we just started an hour session.
We stop again. Pistol returns to shoo her friend off. I'm considering leaving, this can't be good, but she's so lovely and I want it so bad I stay. We start again, Pistol putting my member in her mouth for a CBJ. only to be interrupted by the phone AGAIN. I'm definitely experiencing performance problems now. Pistol is trying to get me going but the damned phone goes off a couple of times. Then we hear a cough in the hallway, her friend is STILL OUT THERE! She goes again and has a long discussion with her, leaning naked out the door. She returns and admits that this is a problem. She returns and tries to mount me, but I'm not under full steam. After a couple of frustrating minutes I tell her to lay down for some lazy doggie. She lays down on her belly with her right leg raised. I lay down on her and my problems quickly melt away and I start to push into that little pussy. She likes to touch herself while you do it, which is really hot. Things are starting to heat up when the phone goes off a few more times like a cock blocking alarm system. We lay down and she plays with herself, which was also hot and helped, but I'm still off from all the distractions and I'm old enough not to recover well. Hoping a change of position will work I tell her to go CG. She starts work me inside despite me no longer being rock hard, and I'm just getting steam up yet again.
The phones goes off AGAIN! It's obvious it's her friend, which she herself says and she jumps off to take care of it. All this anxiety about the session gets to me and I have a very anti-climatic climax. That's right, my moment happened when my provider was ON HER PHONE TEXTING HER FRIEND TO CUT IT OUT ALREADY!! She was not even aware that it had happened. I had a bad orgasm, just like women talk about. I didn't even know that was possible for a guy until now. Honestly, every previous orgasm was right on the money.
She returns and realizes what I've done and won't even touch me now. She tells me that once that happens we are all done. I point out that we've had a terribly distracting session and this is not what I wanted at all, and she agrees but says "rules are rules" to all of my complaints. It was infuriating. I leave fairly quickly after that, not even staying to watch the girl dress like I usually do despite out pretty she is. As I leave, I hear a radio down the hall and see a security guy notice me leaving as he comes down the hall. I high tailed it out of there.
What a missed opportunity, I could tell Pistol could be a great provider, but I literally had the worst climax ever. I didn't even know that was really possible, and left the session more aggravated than when I came in which isn't the point. I feel burned by the whole situation and definitely don't recommend. Let me make this clear, being at home with a vintage Playboy magazine would have been better than what I got. Looking at free porn would have been better than what I got. Heck, watching a show hosted by Brooke Burke in a bikini would have been better than what I got.
Pistol is incredibly hot and sexual and we had a couple of really hot moments, but they were just moments as WE HAD NEARLY A DOZEN INTERRUPTIONS. I paid for an hour and got the worst session ever all in twenty minutes. Despite bringing her the necessary supplies (never had to do that before), having to duck through the lobby for her, putting up with her deranged friend, and being put into a near confrontation with security for it, I got a too bad, so sad, them's the breaks from this girl. I will not repeat and I still want my money back.
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