WARNING. This review may almost come across as an...
WARNING. This review may almost come across as an exaggeration, as these events just don't happen in massage parlors (least not in my experience).
But I hearby declare the following is all true and accurate.
Anyway, I wrote a review on this place a week earlier while on another site, and anyway, while that visit was good, this more recent visit was, although not FS, off the charts! Here's why. See, last time I went to this MP, I was on my way from L.A. to Morongo Casino (near Palm Springs) and I had seen a gal named Mai, but this last time, I hit this place on the way home from the same casino, only I had just lost my ass gambling and needed essentially a grudge fuck or a massage to ease the stress from it all.
So I pull in, and unlike the first visit when a man took my cover charge, this time it was a pleasant looking and demeanor Asian lady that collected my $45 cover. It's early morning and I sense no one's there yet except maybe the one gal, Bobbie, whom obviously ended up servicing me. So I request a shower first cuz I'm sticky assed from sitting on gambling stools all nite and didn't wanna greet "Bobbie" with that stank. So I'm showering and cleansing my crevice when Bobbie pops in to assist in my ass crust removal brigade, and she's doing so with one of those detachable shower arms. And not only was I fond of the idea, but she's lookin' good in her tiny black dress and high heeled shoes... but what was particularly appealing about her is that classic sweet, good-to-go Asian gal demeanor. So she starts in with the "I no normally do dis, but yoo 'andsome so I try".
Now she dries me off... takes my hand and walks me nekkid into the massage room which is ample, perfectly darkened, with an oh so comfy looking bed which was oddly not raised as normal, but just a comfy mattress on the ground with ultra plush bedding on top. So I flop down, ass up, and Bobbie begins a moderately good lite back massage as we chit-chat in a quasi sexy manner, so I sit up on my butt and am sitting next to her on the lowered bed and I take her by neck to pull her toward me for a kiss... she doesn't resist and then all of a sudden we're totally making out like boyfriend and gf (which I loved btw). She pulls away after awhile saying she "never kiss dah client but yoo sooo 'andsome I think it okay". So right then she grabs some slippery with a pump on it and begins stroking my dick while kissing me and asking me what I wanted while talking literally millimeters from my mouth while kissing me between words. This made the Penis Gods come a runnin to help keep Dr Wood strong and hard as it had ever been!!
So I tell her, I'm just gonna lay back and let you give me what you think I would like from a hot gal like you. She liked that idea, so she gets between my legs while I'm laying on my back and she begins a delicious slippery hand job with naughty talk and compliments the whole time, of course all delivered with that Asian gal accent which makes me crazy anyways. Then she starts taking my thick dick ALL THE WAY DOWN as far as she could in her mouth til she literally was gagging, and all this done BARE BACK. I almost couldn't believe my eyes, cuz I've ALWAYS been asked to cover up before a bj or FS... ALWAYS! But she didn't ask, so I sure as hell wasn't gonna make issue of it. So between the pretty hands, the slippery stroking, the deep throating and all from a pretty stinkin hot Asian lady... she then says to me (and this is what I literally couldn't believe), she says... "maka sure yoo tell when cum cuz i want too swallow". So now I'm jammin my dick into a hot lil mouth and she's jerkin me off and it's feeling soo good that I wanted to cum but I also wanted to stretch it as long as possible... which I attempted to do but could only get so far... so I'm about to climax and she's just openly waiting for the goo so she can swallow it, which was to much for me to bear and out it came. The look on my face as I shot in her mouth musta looked like a bloke having a crap after not having had one in days.... as in, a look of sheer relief, amazment and joy all rolled into one. So anyway, she makes sure I see her swallow it all and then she looks into my eyes and says... "yoo like". I nod affirmatively and liteally collapse back onto the pillow and crash for like 10 mins... only to be awoken and greeted by Bobbie with a cold bottle of water and a warm towel for cleaning the mess she had made of my dick. It was hot, pleasant, sweet, memorable and Bobbie couldn't have been naughty-er or sexier for the overall 7 looks she possess. It was fucking beautimus maximus even though I didn't actually penetrate.
⚠️ 2 clients warned about something in this review