So, with an hour to kill in the SF Valley, I...
So, with an hour to kill in the SF Valley, I decided to check out the Bare Elegance GC on a monday afternoon. After getting in for $15 which included the cover, a drink and a topless dance, I realized that the place was pretty dead. Almost all of the five dancers were old and wrinkly...one even called herself Dorothy. Anyhow, I began talking to this one middle-aged girl called Natalie. And after a while, I decided to go for a topless dance with her. It was a normal lap dance...nothing to write home about.
As I came out and sat down checking out the stage again, this little thing slides up next to me and without introduction, starts rubbing my crotch. She squealed, "Want me to finish what you started?" I have to admit I was amused. Anyhow, I began talking to her...my hands straying up her thigh. Pretty soon, I realized that there was no underwear beneath the miniskirt she was wearing. She let me finger her a little right there during her lap dance pitch.
I asked her if she does any extras, to which she replied "I can't talk about that...all I can say is that if you get a dance from me, you'll be HAPPY!" So, I decided to give her a shot at $20 topless. We get into the booth, and she takes off her top and just sits there on my lap...not doing anything. I was like "ummm?" She said, "It's your ride baby" So I grabbed her and started working on her little, perky tits with my hands and mouth. Within seconds, I was hard as fuck.
She kept rubbing me down there over my jeans. Until suddenly, she began to unzip me. I wasn't carrying much more cash, and I said "I don't have much cash on me right now". So she asked "How much do you have?" I replied that I had $40. She was cool with that and took out Mr. Happy. She giggled "Lemme cover you up so we don't make a mess." and put a condom on me. The song ended, but we didn't care. She began rubbing me, and pretty soon I bust my nut. She giggled and said, "See? I told you you'll be happy" and put my dick back in with the condom still on it. I handed her $40, went to the restroom, cleaned up and left Bare Elegance a little surprised at what happened.
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