Haven't been to the Bare Elegance since my college days and I remember when it was under original ownership before it became a mega-Club when they had only one stage and it was a small venue. Just like a bar with a small stage. A friend was visiting from out of town, so we thought we'd go and have some innocent fun. Checked out the stage shows and watched the girls dance and were approached by alot of the girls. They said the typical stuff, want a dance...we usually don't get guys as good-looking as you in here...can I give you a private dance? We both broke down and said yes to some of the 1st girls who asked us, then just relaxed and checked out the parade. I noticed that they were a couple of hotties that didn't really dance, but were always giving private dances. It's always best to see the performer out on the stage first so you get an inkling if she'll be good giving a lap dance. You know, if she's sensual, moves well, gyrates, is kinda naughty in her movements, etc. So, I wondered what was up. Well, as the evening moved on, one of them approached me asked if I wanted a dance. I said we were waiting for her turn to dance and that we hadn't seen her. She said, I make more money with the lap dances, it doesn't pay for me to dance. I asked, it doesn't pay to advertise? She said nope. I asked, so you are pretty good? She said, I'm the Best. You'll see. I said I'd get a dance when a 2 for 1 came up, and coincidentally, it did when she asked me. Just your luck, she said. She grabbed my hand and asked if I wanted a topless, nude, or VIP? Played dumb and asked about the differences. VIP is private and more fun. So, she took me there. She asked me which chair I liked in the VIP area and the fun began...I asked how long the sets lasted and she said, how long does it take you to cum? We were gonna do the 2 for 1, but she tried to get Two 2 for 1's back-to-back. She must've liked me or something. Probably an easy mark she thought. But, she did. We waited for the current song to finish and she laid on me and we chatted and she warmed me up. Then she talked to the VIP floor guy to remind him that I got 4 songs for 2, and she closed the drape. She sexily took her top off and danced for me and put them right in my face and in my mouth. Nice! Turned around and started to give me quick tease lap dance and hugged me, and then stood in front of me, turned around and took off her panties. She then spread 'em. And then turned around and hoped on the chair I was reclining on and shoved her kitty in my face and spread it and said it's fresh. Wow! At first I didn't get what she said. It was light and dark around her sexy body. I think I literally said Wow! and hesitated, and once I processed it and saw what was in front of me, I started to kiss around her crotch. She said there you go. Soon enough, I was dining at the Y. Then, she jumped down off the chair and rubbed her luscious boobs around my face and went all the way down to my boy. Teased my boy with her boobs, hands, and other parts of her body, and said nasty things to me when she'd come up and get close to me. Got up and on the chair and gyrated it in my face and wanted me to DATY. This went just back and forth and back and forth. Man!! Amazing. Was Hard as a Rock and She seemed into it and turned on, but it was probably all a show. Didn't complete, but what a ride to heaven. I think I just might return!