Okay, let's be clear up front--strip clubs are no value for sex compared to MPs. That being said, sometimes the excitement of watching and the challenge are a welcome change from the MP routine, at least for me... Anyway, Aliana proclaimed to be an actress and lived up to it by being totally fake throughout the session. New to the Bare are "executive lounges" that are in the lap area. The good thing is that there is a two way window so that you can see out into the club but they can't see in. Also there is a full solid door to close. At first she was pretty bullshitty with the teasing but was rubbing my cock on the outside of my pants. She then started to tickle by balls up the leg of my shorts and I took this as a cue to whip out the ol' sarge and see if she salutes. She pretty much did, letting me suck on her fake hard tits and tiny nipples while she stroked me. She then surprised me by asking my to lay down on the mini-couch and she assumed the 69 position--not for that act but to stroke my cock while rubbing my balls and letting me play with her pussy till I exploded. All in all I didn't like her bullshit and slightly stuck-up demeanor but she did come through with as much action as one would expect at this club. I would not see her again but I might give another dancer a go in this "executive suite" or whatever they call it...

I saw the reviews for this place were a couple years old, and being a table shower enthusiast, decided to go. This place is in the middle of Boy's Town and there's always something going on, so you have to risk parking in the big lot on the West side of the building, despite about 100 signs warning you'll be towed. I walked in and MMS asked 'how long?' I said I wanted a table shower and asked if there was a minimum. She said it was 45 minutes (an option not available in the form). She said $60 for 45, I paid and she opened the door, bumping into me as I walked in. I thought she was being clumsy, but I think she wanted me to walk much faster. Took me to a small room. I told her I wanted the table shower first, and she left. I heard someone come to the door and MMS shouted "45 minutes" to her. In walked Aliana. At first, I thought she might be Anglo. She had a wrap around type super short dress, athletic legs and slightly thick body. Nice face. Took me to the table shower and did a nice job, with plenty of teasing and cleaning attention to the giblets. Took me back to the room and asked if I wanted oil. Somehow she had lost all her skills between the table shower and this room. After a bit of lame stroking and the worst tease ever, asked what I wanted. I said 'everything' because I couldn't imagine her giving a decent HJ. She told me it was $100 and she was going to get a condom, gesturing about what a condom is... She came back, dropped the dress, revealing a bit of a pooch with a vertical scar, sweet potato breasts sticking straight out with big dark gumdrop nipples and about a 3-day growth of stubble on her snatch. She made a move as if she was going to slip on the condom and just get it over with, but I had her slow down, use her mouth (okay) and laid her back for DATY. She seemed to enjoy attention to her breasts and clit. Started with CG, slowly and sensually, though not a lot of movement. So when she said 'change positions?' I went for it. She put herself in doggy, but I put her in mish and got it over with quickly. Not a great experience. I do recommend her, but it was a very close call. Also, for guys who like kissing, she does not, and has a bad tooth rot smell, so you won't want to anyway.