....hey, there is a new AMP in Buffalo Grove. They...
....hey, there is a new AMP in Buffalo Grove. They advertise in the Chicago Reader and are called Sun Spa. As of the day of this review, they have been open a week. 1st, the place is well kept, clean and newly constructed. No one likes getting a massage by a paper-plate faced old lady in a dump. So, upon walking in (buzzer - locked front door) and meeting the therapist (old paper-plate faced, saggy-breasted grandma) she chose a room (one of the 7). The place has tiled floors, soft lighting, and non-barf inducing music (strings and mellowness). After leading me to the room, I derobe (in privacy) and then off we go to the table shower. We refers to myself and another of Sun Spa's finest elderly bagged faced (yet likable and kind, like the ancient asian grandma I never had). So Grandmasan bathes my body. Appropriate and adequate job done (no highlights). Actually, I find table showers a cool thing, but always a bit short. I wish they would clean me slowly and methodically - that shit is sensual. The scrub-a-dub method treats you as an old soup bowl being hand-washed in the sink (scrub here - scrub there - rinse - scrub the butthole - flip - repeat with nuts instead of butthole). You know, sometimes you\\\'re embarassed cause you are \\\"half mast\\\" after such an event, but if they provider is HOT, you feel like a champ! After this I was led back to the massage room and waited for my masseuse (saw a younger, sexier - like that is a difficult accomplishment - asian gal), so my hope was that I would get a nice, firm bodied young asian gal. Well...in walks Grandma Suzanne. Yep, the lady who greeted me when I rang the buzzer. As the optimist I am, I said to myself \\\"roll with it, you never know\\\". I am now laying in the buff on my belly, Grandma begins to rub around (with no oil). This was odd, but actually quite enjoyable. She was working my muscles and seeingly, my energy. She was giggly, while she asked me a handful of intro questions. Grandma, to my surprise, tells me this is a BRAND NEW place. Yes, three days old. She continues massaging in her unique and effective, no oil and no muscling way. I like the massage she is doing. Not sexy (she is an old lady who is sagging onto me during the massage - like a lawn bag hanging over the curb over into the street), but really good and effective. She talks about energy (chi) and then proceeds to do some kind of pushing a palming, my a-hole. Hey, it felt great. So we go to flipville and it was no more massage, just strokey time. Grandma stroked it out, with lube - they do have oils at Sun Spa. A quick and complementary clean up, no tip from myself and off I go. Total time of experience was about 45 minutes, but the place was BUSY AS SHIT. Bell ranked 3 times while I was there. I suggest going during the day and taking your time. That seems like you would get some good attention. I will go back, they were kind and sweet. Old and wrinkly, but I'd imagine they have some younger gals. We'll see.
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