Okay so I had seen an add on backpage or someplace...
Okay so I had seen an add on backpage or someplace for this massage parlor and I have not been playing much lately so I figured what the heck. Called the phone number, and it just rings and rings and goes to voicemail, then get a text back a little while later with $40 hour, new girls come by. It took me a while to eventually roll over to this place, it is in an odd location in a small building with a tiny parking lot on the side, it shares with a dentists office. I went on a weekday afternoon and there was only 1 car in the lot. I walked up the stairs tons of plants along the steps and pushed the door open. Wow a whole shit ton of bells on the door and it is hard to open. I am greeted by an older chinese woman, in a dress wearing big old clunky heels, so I am not totally sure of her height. She leads me to a room right past the front desk covered by a curtain. Now I am not all that thrilled that it is right off the lobby with only a thick curtain on it, at least the curtain was thick and went all the way to the floor. Now she starts the massage, asks me if it is my 1st time and I was like yes, but a friend told me to come. I ask her name she says it is Happy--her english skills are very weak. The massage is not half bad, not too much oil, not too little. She really didn't play with any reach under, did the tickle touch etc. Now the really crappy thing was she did not turn on the music even though there is a little stereo in there, and I could hear the 101 freeway, it is right out back, and I could also hear the monger in the room next to mine. Also she kept going in and out of the room as people were coming in and out of the door, making the bells go all jingle jangle. I flip take care of business, its 60 for a handy or 100 for everything, I opted for everything. She goes out comes back, nice handy into cbj, getting into it a little bit, then the door again and she gets up and walks out!!! Now I am freaked out enough that there is only a curtain , the massage table I am on squeaks like hell and she didn't even lock the front door. Eventually she comes back, we start again and she pulls her dress up to expose her boobs, they are nice, with big thick nipples but really didn't give me the chance to suck on them , she rode cowgirl, but damn the squeaking was horrible, then we flip to miss and again the squeaking is terrible and I just can't get into it, we stop and I ask her to finish me by hand and she does. Okay it wasn't a bad experience but with all the squeaking and the rickityness of the massage table I could not really get into pounding her. I was in and out in about 50 minutes, so not the full hour but I got a decent back massage and my nut so all in all not too horrible. Oh and getting to listen to the mongers at the front desk is always pleasant, why can't you fuckers learn to be quiet!!
⚠️ 2 clients warned about something in this review