Rough day at the office, so figured I'd try to make...
Rough day at the office, so figured I'd try to make the most of it with an afternoon jaunt for a relaxing massage, maybe even something a little extra. Figured wrong....
A search of her number shows she's been around a while...and all over SoCal...yet no reviews whatsoever! I made the call anyway and set up the appointment. Guys, this is what the site is for, so I'm going to hopefully save some hobbyists their hard earned ducats. Here's how it went: Smooth to get there with heavy accent, but good English. Best part of the trip: called when there, she told me to hang on while she got ready and called me back just minutes late with the room number. I get up there and if she's the girl in the picture...which might actually be...it was at least 10-12 years ago. And twice that in pounds ago. Nonetheless, not unfuckable and could be fun, so we hug and don't kiss, as she is wearing ruby red lipstick. but I grab a handful of ass poking out from a too-short skirt and make the most of it. She asks for the donation up front, which she said was fifty for the hour on the phone. Now she says it's one-sixty. OK, so maybe I misheard her on the fifty and she's adding on the buck for FS....let's get it on! I lay out the buck-sixty and get naked, then she asks if I want another girl. I didn't bring enough, I said. How much for 2? You know, she shrugs; like another 120 and you have super fun. Next time, I tell her.
She takes off her dress-thing and is in bra and panties and asks if I want oil. I tell her I don't want any and she just does a soft caressing of my skin. I settle in, doing some reach-backs and enjoying her soft, brown skin. Could be good. I got inside her panties and felt her soft skin, fully shaved and somewhat smooth and neat little slit with some moisture, but she pulled away prior to FIV. In short order I went in for DATY and was rebuffed and she told me to lay down. She got naked, has some pert little brown titties with fair nips, but overall a pear-shaped body. Still, fuckable. Thought I was going to get served up some BBBJ, but instead she went for the baby oil and started stroking me off just 4 minutes into the session. Whoa, I said; let me eat that pussy first.
To which she replied: how much more you got?
And that was the start of things going south. No, I told her, for a buck-sixty, believe me, we are doing everything (based on her looks alone, she should have gone for a buck, so the sixty was a lot of icing). She shrugged and laid back and then got into it. I just flicked around in a half-hearted tonguenchic recon mission initially and while clean, it wasn\'t perfectly clean, so I flicked at the clit a bit. Then she got into it and grabbed my head and clamped her legs and it didn't take much or long for her to get fully into it and in less than five minutes she had presumably cum so hard that she couldn't be touched...at all: anywhere!
Well good for her. My turn. She had me lay down, grabbed the baby oil and lathered up my flaccid cock and started pulling him like she was taking a pick to a block of ice to set the fish into for dinner. (Yes, fish was on the mind as I was just down there.) She was jerking up and down like the holder of the knife in the shower scene from Psycho. Whoa again, I said. What are you doing?
You cum; she said; I came. Well good for you, but we're fucking now I told her. No, she says. I don't do that.
Wait; I backed away from the bed and put some distance between us lest she still had hold of my dick with plans to literally jerk it off. You don't fuck for the one-sixty? No, she says, only jack you off. I told her I do a fine job of jacking myself off damn near daily and don't need her help, especially for that kind of money. You don't understand how this game is played, do you? I asked her. She was silent, so I told her. For one-sixty, we are fucking.
Well, somehow for a provider who only jacks people off, she came up with a cover pretty fast, opened it up and tried to put it on the now flaccid dick of a pissed off customer. Whoa, I said again. You don't do that! Get it in your mouth and get it hard first. She shook her head and said she definitely doesn't do that and then told me I was making her mad, that I should cum. I will, I told her, while I'm fucking you with a hard dick. So if you don't suck, then stroke him to hardness before trying to put a rubber on.
(This is a 40-something provider and I'm having to teach her how to do her job. I have to slow her down, tell her to wait about three times with the rubber and stop being so frantic on the pulling. Gentle; don't try to pull it off my body, it won't work that way.)
Finally, we have lift-off enough to get the cover on and I poke it on in there. As you might expect, she winced and acted like it was such a bother to have to be fucked in the afternoon. But she was still super wet and super tight; ridiculously tight, in fact. I had to look down there to make sure it didn't accidentally poke into her ass (and really give her something to bitch about!). Alas, we did some mish, she told me 20 times that she wanted to see me cum. "I want to see you cum." I just pumped away and told her I will, but planned to fuck her for the full hour and still had 35 minutes remaining. "I want to see you cum!" How are you going to do that with my dick in you down there? Do you want me to cum in your face? Your eyes, perhaps? She wasn't listening, just bitching.
I asked her (still pumping): why do you do this for a living if you don't like it? She told me this: "I want to see you cum. I'm not your girlfriend, you just pay me to fuck me, so I want to see you cum."
Jeez, what a pain. I came, gave her the used condom, rinsed off my dick and got dressed. Now she was all sweet talk and couldn't wait to see me again, telling me she never does that, how lucky I am to have fucked her. I was going to train her on how the system works, but I just wanted to get the hell out of there and never come back. Just one of those days I guess.
⚠️ 2 clients warned about something in this review