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Joanie
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
(3 reviews)
4 Unique Visitors
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Company: Sapphire Thai Massage
Spa Hours: mon, wed, fri
Phone: 310-348-9396
(310) 348-9396, 310-348-9396, 3103489396
City: Los Angeles
State: —
Massage Parlors
Provider Id: 68962
Door Fee: $100/hour
More Providers: More "Sapphire Thai Massage" Providers
PAYMENT OPTION: CASH ONLY $100/hour
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Provider Summary
Joanie is a professional massage provider. working at Sapphire Thai Massage. located in Los Angeles. She is 40+. of white ethnicity. with beautiful brown eyes. and hair. worn short. She has a slim build. standing 5'4" - 5'7". Her services include professional massage therapy. with rates starting at $100/hour. The facility offers premium amenities including table shower, sauna, private shower areas, and jacuzzi for a complete relaxation experience. Available on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Contact Joanie directly at 310-348-9396 for appointments. With 3 positive reviews and an average rating of 2.7 stars, Joanie has established a reputation for quality service and customer satisfaction.
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Ethnicity: White
Ethnicity Details: American
Eye Color: Brown
Age: 40+
Hair Length: Short
Hair Color: —
Build: Slim
Height: 5'4" - 5'7"
Breast Size: A
Tattoos: Few
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Breast Implants: No
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Kitty: Clean Shaven
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Hygiene: Average
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Cup Size: A
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Work Schedule: Friday
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Smokes: No
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Category: Parlor
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Lick The Kitty: No
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FS (Full Service): No
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HJ: Yes
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Kissing: No
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Touch The Kitty: Yes, outside only
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BJ: No
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Greek: No
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⭐ Joanie 3 Client Reviews
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K
KaSo
Member 15 posts Member since Nov -0001
Aug 15, 2011
24
2
Overall Rating
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
2.0/5.0
Service Quality
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
2.0/5.0
Tip: $100
Company Rating: 2
Date Saw: 2011-08-12
I was look for another possible regular and want to...
I was look for another possible regular and want to try an Indie on the west side. I came across Joanies ad and decided to TOFTT and give it a shot. She has a first floor apartment on Ramsgate near LAX with street parking. Its a marginal neighborhood at best. She lets me in wearing sweats, then changes to bra and panties after I pay. The massage is in a futon in a fung-shu'd bedroom. Shes tall and skinny but her face has had some work and looks weird. She says she will do nude for an extra to that's up to me. Her massage is average to poor and she doesn't shut up. She rubs her feet and sagging tits all over you, but it doesn't feel that good. After a limited reach under, I flip and she starts an HJ in 69. After a few minutes during the build up, she stops, says I'm taking too long, and I have to finished in self services. BITCH. I finish, get and leave. She asks for the voluntary tip. I toss her a 20 and hit the road. Bottom line - AVOID.

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J
jobigrks
Member 28 posts Member since Jan 2006
Jul 2, 2007
33
3
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★ ★ ★ ★ ★
3.0/5.0
Service Quality
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
3.0/5.0
Tip: $50
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2007-07-01
Went in when they opened. Saw Joanie, at first I...
Went in when they opened. Saw Joanie, at first I was pleased but when she took her clothes off I had to kinda deny to myself that she had a flabby stomach with stretch marks from child birth. So I tried not to look at it. Backwards cowgirl then on to mish and completed. She seemed to be a nice person and enjoyed our session. I'll be back but I will try someone else. Fictional

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oedipusrex
Member 2 posts Member since Nov 2006
Nov 10, 2006
24
3
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★ ★ ★ ★ ★
3.0/5.0
Service Quality
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
4.0/5.0
Tip: $100
Company Rating: N/A
Date Saw: 2006-11-10
Joanie is very much into sex, though you won't get...
Joanie is very much into sex, though you won't get any. She gives a nice body to body massage, but talks waaay too much. Talks about how she loves sex but won't put out. Her hand job, though is top notch. Her massage is decent. Not bad for a hundred bucks, but the talking is a big turn-off.

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Service: 3/5
Attitude: 4/5
Looks: 3/5
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Avg Visits: 1
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MrKamikaze
2 hours ago
Great provider! Very professional and the service was excellent. Highly recommend for anyone looking for quality massage therapy.
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Dickie_T
1 day ago
Been coming here for months. Consistent and always provides great service. The facility is clean and professional.
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