So, i have this theory, that all people who were...
So, i have this theory, that all people who were born after 1983 are basically useless. These are the people who turned 18 in 2001. When the japanese attacked pearl harbor, hundreds of thousands enlisted. When we got attacked in 2001, i think like 10 people from iowa enlisted. By 2001, if you were a teenager, you were just starting to get addicted to your cellphone and the internet and you made mark dickerberg a billionaire.
these kids are addicted to texting, facebooking, snapchatting, instragramming, everything but the good old the customer is always right and satisfy people program.
So, i text this girl and she is available on a weekday morning. she is in a notel in samo, and she texts back quickly and i call her at the appointed time. she is not the gal in the pics, she is this kind of potato bug looking gal who could get off the michelle obama diet. she is essentially a not good looking gal, but not offensive.
i opted for the half hour and she had me lie down on the bed, she did not really take anything off. she had some cheapo niveah cream and very roughly and badly massaged my back, with nothing south of the border. but as soon as i was face down came the real highlight, her simultaneous texting while massaging me - to be honest, i would pay 20 bucks to watch her massage and text, it was amazing. I then got hit with a thought, when she starts jerking me off, is she going to text? Well, you got it. after about 8 minutes, she asks me to turn over and goes straight for the flattest penis ever - i apologize, but her outgoing text tone just did not turn me on.
I had to tell her no less then 4 times to slow down and that my dick was not a cellphone. she continued texting while hammering my weenie. i managed to get her to slow down for a few minutes and i was out within 15 minutes. I think she got in about 10 texts in that time.
I wonder if her plan offers a hands free text plan. stay way.
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