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cant remember
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Company: Not specified
Spa Hours: mon, wed, fri
Phone: 301-220-1177
(301) 220-1177, 301-220-1177, 3012201177
City: DC
State:
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Provider Id: 70658
Door Fee: $75/hour
PAYMENT OPTION: CASH ONLY $75/hour
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cant remember is a professional massage provider. located in DC. She is 31-35. of asian ethnicity. with beautiful brown eyes. and black hair. worn medium. She has a slim build. standing 5'0" - 5'3". Her services include professional massage therapy. with rates starting at $75/hour. The facility offers premium amenities including table shower, sauna, private shower areas, and jacuzzi for a complete relaxation experience. Available on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Contact cant remember directly at 301-220-1177 for appointments. With 1 positive reviews and an average rating of 3 stars, cant remember has established a reputation for quality service and customer satisfaction.
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Ethnicity: Asian
Ethnicity Details: Chinese
Eye Color: Brown
Age: 31-35
Hair Length: Medium
Hair Color: Black
Build: Slim
Height: 5'0" - 5'3"
Breast Size: B
Breast Implants: No
Kitty: Partially Shaved
Hygiene: Excellent
Work Schedule: Monday,Tuesday,Wednessday,Thursday,Friday,Saturday,Sunday
Category: Parlor
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deeponetwo
Member 4 posts Member since Nov -0001
Jan 18, 2012
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Tip: $75
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2011-12-15
it had been a while since i went to an actual asian...
it had been a while since i went to an actual asian parlor, but wanted something different than the mont. co. rub and tug. a general office-looking building near high traffic area, but parking is off street. buzzed for entry, and got let in. met by relatively young cute provider. led me to individual room and was in/out while i got undressed. got payment, etc. asked if i wanted shower (yes) - she went out to the hallway, came back, and said someone else was in, so we'd stop mid-massage- which was wierd. so, she starts a decent massage (specially for parlor) and thankfully, did walk on back. about 15 min in, she says shower is ready. she helps me from the table, and slides me into a house bath robe and we head out to the table shower in a secluded section of the main hallway/common room. she takes the rob off, and i lay on the table. she gets teh water going...back, legs, etc. then i notice the familiar play with cleaning the ass and taint from behind. the strange thing is: right off the shower area is the laundry area...and mama-san is standing there switching laundry around (with back to us, but still) alaas, they didn't mnd, so i didn't either. even when i flipped on the shower table and she did some cock spray/cleaning, no one seemed surprised. so, after the shower, we go back in teh rob, and walk back to room to continue massage. face down again to restart, i guess. continues with more ass/ball play from behind. after the flip she rubs a little chest then heads for my cock. lots of oil and good hand work. ironically, this is when she mentions she can't do "too much" because her boss will get mad at her. i still motion to ask for bj...she walks out and gets what looks like dental dams and wraps me up and does some nice sucking and mouth stroking. was hard as a rock. i ask for sex, she responds that she doesn't have condoms. so we continue as we were. i ask her to let me cum in her mouth - she puts dam over me and does. overall a really nice time...and i'm taking my own rubbers next time

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MrKamikaze
2 hours ago
Great provider! Very professional and the service was excellent. Highly recommend for anyone looking for quality massage therapy.
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Dickie_T
1 day ago
Been coming here for months. Consistent and always provides great service. The facility is clean and professional.
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