Although this place does legit massages, I actually...
Although this place does legit massages, I actually like to come in for
a colonic irrigation. It is quite relaxing to have the shit cleaned out of your butt by a Korean girl.
When I got to the place, Gloria had me wait in the waiting room for a few minutes, then she opened the door and told me to come to the back. She led me to the colonic treatment room, and since I had been there before, she just said "Prepare for me." That is, I had to take off my pants and underpants and get on the colonic table. There was a sheet draped over the front of the table, and I covered my midsection with the sheet.
Gloria came in, and after a little small talk, she put on rubber gloves, and she stuck her finger in my ass to lubricate it, and then she slid the tube in. It feels so nice when she does that, because it's almost like a prostate massage. Then, she turns on the water.
For most of the time, Gloria leaves the room. She does come in periodically just to say "Is everything OK?" This can be a little awkward, because having the tube pushed up my ass gets me so turned on that I just have to whack off real bad, so I try to finish before she comes back. She does rub my tummy a little bit when she comes in.
Meanwhile, with all the water going up my ass, I end up taking the biggest dump I've ever had!
After awhile, there's nothing else to dump, and the water just keeps flowing in and out.
After 45 minutes, Gloria comes back and tells me to move back from the tube (Her English isn't that great, but it's sexy the way she says "moo-boo back.")
She then grabs a hose and washes off my butt and nutsack.
Although it does feel relaxing to get a colonic irrigation, I wish a happy ending would be offered. These colonic places in Chicago all seem to be strictly medical, but I wonder if an "erotic colonic" exists anywhere.
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