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Joan
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
(3 reviews)
9 Unique Visitors
1 Today
Company: Not specified
Spa Hours: mon, wed, fri
Phone: 215-625-2673
(215) 625-2673, 215-625-2673, 2156252673
City: Philadelphia
State: —
Massage Parlors
Provider Id: 66243
Door Fee: $100/hour
PAYMENT OPTION: CASH ONLY $100/hour
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Provider Summary
Joan is a professional massage provider. located in Philadelphia. She is 36-40. of asian ethnicity. with beautiful brown eyes. and black hair. worn long. She has a curvy build. standing 5'0" - 5'3". Her services include professional massage therapy. with rates starting at $100/hour. The facility offers premium amenities including table shower, sauna, private shower areas, and jacuzzi for a complete relaxation experience. Available on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Contact Joan directly at 215-625-2673 for appointments. With 3 positive reviews and an average rating of 3 stars, Joan has established a reputation for quality service and customer satisfaction.
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Ethnicity: Asian
Ethnicity Details: Korean
Eye Color: Brown
Age: 36-40
Hair Length: Long
Hair Color: Black
Build: Curvy
Height: 5'0" - 5'3"
Breast Size: C
Tattoos: Few
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Breast Implants: No
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Kitty: Unknown
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Hygiene: Average
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Cup Size: C
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Work Schedule: Monday,Tuesday,Wednessday,Thursday,Friday,Saturday
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Smokes: —
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Category: Parlor
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Lick The Kitty: No
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FS (Full Service): No
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HJ: Yes
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Kissing: No
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BJ: No
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Greek: No
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⭐ Joan 3 Client Reviews
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sdbob67
Member 13 posts Member since Nov -0001
Apr 12, 2021
41
3
Overall Rating
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
3.0/5.0
Service Quality
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
4.0/5.0
Tip: $50
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2021-04-07
I've seen Joan several times and she is an...
I've seen Joan several times and she is an excellent provider. Speaks ok English, has a decent body with a little beer belly for lack of better term. Starts out with the usual average back massage with some butt play. On the flip there's some breast play then she moves down to a good CBJ then some 69 action followed by CG and finishing with standing Missionary. Will continue to see Joan.

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fabian68
Member 4 posts Member since Nov -0001
Dec 31, 2010
37
3
Overall Rating
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
3.0/5.0
Service Quality
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
4.0/5.0
Tip: $100
Company Rating: 2
Date Saw: 2010-12-23
Was in town on business again. Went for some...
Was in town on business again. Went for some relaxation across from the hotel. Place is a dump in the middle of the city. Walk up steps. Old cranky mammasan calls girl. Asked for young skinny. 3 sets of heels noted. I get the "big" one I guess. Cute but chunky. Rooms nasty and look never painted or remodeled for years. Asked for full money up front for service. Table shower so so. Pretty good massage. She straddled, no panties. For sure more on the menu. Not anything I wanted on that menu. Gotta be high AIDS potential. Went full half hour and took time with a nice release. Ok time but would never go back for that one. If someone has had better there please post name...

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CHANCE562
Member 16 posts Member since Nov 2005
Aug 8, 2009
24
3
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3.0/5.0
Service Quality
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
2.0/5.0
Tip: $60
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 0000-08-01
Went to this place on a saturday evening only one...
Went to this place on a saturday evening only one lady working and she would only do 1 hr so i took it what a waste massage was a 3 she was ok maybe a 4 hj was 5 she didnt do any ass play i did get my hand up her shirt but she would move like it was hurting her,then in the end she has me flip and never touched the jewels or the pole at the end she say you have 5 mins left would i like any other area massaged i said the pole she gets the oil and i must say i have had better.i wont return.she almost seem like she was new at it but still not work the time and money

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67%
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60%
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67%
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Provider Ranking
4088
out of 6570 providers
Cross-Provider Performance
-6.4%

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Service: 2/5
Attitude: 3/5
Looks: 3/5
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Total Views: 9
Avg Visits: 1
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MrKamikaze
2 hours ago
Great provider! Very professional and the service was excellent. Highly recommend for anyone looking for quality massage therapy.
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Dickie_T
1 day ago
Been coming here for months. Consistent and always provides great service. The facility is clean and professional.
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