Okay so I was just traveling to NY for a wedding...
Okay so I was just traveling to NY for a wedding and tried to find a massage parlor for a fast HE, but no luck the LE has been closing them all down so fast. I came across a review for Club Babylon on here, but that was shut down by LE and has since reopened under new management. So here is the step by step that I went through.
This place is totally in an industrial area, there is a huge cemetary nearby and I think a landfill. Anyway you park in front which is kind of a hassle but nothing else around so not that big a deal. There are 2 floors to the place XXX movies and stuff on the 1st floor ,2nd Floor is there the live girls are you go up to a peep window, put your $1 in and the metal window goes up and you are looking at a bunch of women in lingerie sitting on couches with laptops and stuff , the head woman comes to the window and gives you all thier names then closes the window.
Here is where it is a little strange you then go back to the front desk, and ask for a private lap dance with the girl of your choice, or TG girl. The russian clerk, this place is totally run by the russians and if what I gathered from other patrons it is the russian mafia in charge so be good and dont cause trouble, there are a ton of guys working here and they all look mean as hell.
Anyway most of the girls were well worn and kind of busted looking a few skinny black girls that looked like crack whores, all tatted up and skinny as hell. 1 Asian TG that was attractive but not my thing, a white girl that was homely and had cottage cheese thighs and stomach and this white/latina Lexi that had what appeared to be a nice rack, fat ass with some cottage cheese and a large tattoo on her stomach on her right side, that looked like it had been tried to be removed but failed, it was all faded totally illegible. I was horny and did not feel like looking for someplace else so I decide on her go to the front desk...
The guy tells me the way it works is by time block, $25 to the house for 10 minute lap dance, $50 for 20 minutes, $75 for 30 minutes, add $10 if you want a VIP room. The minimum tip for the girl is whatever the price of the room is so 25/50/75 etc. This is all posted on a whiteboard type thing behind the register with the girls names that are working etc..
So you tell him the girl and the time, he speaks into a microphone that I presume goes to the back room and asks the girl to come out, he hands her a keycard and she introduces herself and takes your hand and walks down the hall past the peeprooms where you view the girls for your selection. Checks the keycard for the right door and you go in, it is a small room with a little loveseat in it. I talk with her for a minute and she tells me her tips work in 3 levels 60/100/200 so I go with 100 thinking this is a legit place and I am gonna get a long lapdance.
Lexi takes her top off her tits sag a bit but are okay, she grinds up on me for a second, bites on my cock through my jeans and rubs on it till I am hard, then tells me to pull my pants down, she grabs my cock and starts rubbing on it and slips a hat on like factory style, like she does it 100000 times a day, very mechanical. I was like whoa did not think this place was like this, so I say I want to upgrade and pay another 100 which gets me FS.
Lexi goes to town with a CBJ and OMG she can suck cock, she is a pro I mean I was ready to blast off after like 2 minutes and told her to stop, she looks at me and pulls my legs together and then climbs on top CG and just starts riding hard and fast, her vagina muscles were tight and squeezing on my cock hard, man she wanted me to cum fast. I could not last very long and let her know she pops off and starts to CBJ me with a fury and I came in like a minute. She pulls the cover off, wipes me off with a paper towel, the brown rough kind and then talks to me for a minute, about living at home with her mom, blah blah blah. Then a light goes off to let you know your time is up and you leave.
Overalll this was a total rush job, overpriced for the quality of the girls, I got the best looking one I thought at the time and she was average at best. Lexi totally worked my cock just to get me to pop and get out of there, then made small talk to try to hook me for my next visit which there will not be, at least not with her.
Overall the place was creepy and made me nervous and Lexi was like a robot and wanted to get rid of me. She also told me that the longer lap dance times the prices are increased so the 60/100/200 was for a 10 minute lap dance but I had paid for a 30 minute one, and she was all like well my rates are higher for the 20 and 30 minute sessions but I was already done so she couldn\'t get any more cash out of me, which I would not have paid anyway, she was totally not worth it.
If you are in the area on Long Island, go the NYC for an escort that is hot and worth it, I dropped 275 on this place and busted my nut, but totally not worth it, I was thinking jesus this is like almost 3 visits for a simple HE out in LA, but live and learn.
⚠️ 2 clients warned about something in this review