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Darlene
(5 reviews)
10 Unique Visitors
2 Today
Company: Independent
Spa Hours: mon, wed, fri
Phone: 818-785-3737
(818) 785-3737, 818-785-3737, 8187853737
City: San Fernando Valley
State:
Legit Massage
Provider Id: 54548
Door Fee: $55/hour
PAYMENT OPTION: CASH ONLY $55/hour
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Provider Summary
Darlene is a professional massage provider. working at Independent. located in San Fernando Valley. She is 31-35. of asian ethnicity. with beautiful brown eyes. and black hair. worn long. She has a average build. standing 5'0" - 5'3". Her services include professional massage therapy. with rates starting at $55/hour. The facility offers premium amenities including table shower, sauna, private shower areas, and jacuzzi for a complete relaxation experience. Available on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Contact Darlene directly at 818-785-3737 for appointments. With 5 positive reviews and an average rating of 3.4 stars, Darlene has established a reputation for quality service and customer satisfaction.
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Ethnicity: Asian
Ethnicity Details: Thai
Eye Color: Brown
Age: 31-35
Hair Length: Long
Hair Color: Black
Build: Average
Height: 5'0" - 5'3"
Breast Size: A
Breast Implants: No
Hygiene: Average
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⭐ Darlene 5 Client Reviews
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J
jsukist1
Member 47 posts Member since Jul 2003
May 18, 2010
24
3
Overall Rating
3.0/5.0
Service Quality
3.0/5.0
Tip: $50
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2010-05-16
After seeing the ads and reading a couple of...
After seeing the ads and reading a couple of reviews, I decided to check out J&J. It turned out to be close to an IHOP I frequently go to. You wouldn’t ever suspect there was a massage parlor in the complex. The entrance is very nondescript and I walked by the door a couple of times before I found it. I walked in and rang the bell. The mamasan peeked out the window and let me in. I asked for half an hour and she collected the fee. Since there are a couple of other places I go to for Asian pussy, I decided try a Latina. The layout is typical MP fare. Small, dark rooms sparsely furnished. I undressed and jumped on the table. After a brief wait, Darlene came in. I wouldn’t say I was disappointed, just that she is exactly what I was expecting. She is a bottle blonde with an ok face. Not fat, she doesn’t have any rolls, but a thick body nonetheless. On the plus side she does have size D tits. So if that’s your thing, there you go. She introduced herself and asked if I had been there before. I told her it was my first time there. She asked if I had ever been a place like this. I told her yes. She quizzed me some more for a bit before she felt satisfied and got to “work”. She rubbed her hands around my chest for what seemed like forever. I finally got the hint, she wanted me to make the first move. I reached up and pulled out her D’s and sucked on them. She reached down and stroked me and ask what I wanted. I said everything and we agreed to the tip. She hiked up her skirt and put the rubber on before she started a mediocre swallow. She started to climb on top but I insisted she get completely nude first (my pet peeve). She reluctantly agreed and squatted down. She has three large tattoos on her. Two in the front and one in the back. Like I said, she is a plump girl and while she was squatting down on my dick it was ok. But then she got lazy and started grinding down into me. Quite frankly it was a bit uncomfortable. I quickly changed over to missionary and sucked on her tits some more. We switched again to doggy. Unfortunately I started to get a whiff of ass and it wasn’t me. What a turn off. My dick started to quickly go limp so I told her to lay down again. I climbed on top of her and started to jerk off over her tits. But only after I repeatedly promised her I wouldn’t aim at her face. I tit fucked her and as promised I only jizzed on her chest. After she cleaned me up we talked for a bit. She said she was from Costa Rica and recently celebrated a birthday (25th). Overall, ok I suppose. If I do come back, I’ll try the Asian twat.

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jizzinherhand
Member 23 posts Member since Nov -0001
Jul 21, 2008
24
5
Overall Rating
5.0/5.0
Service Quality
4.0/5.0
Tip: $15
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2008-07-15
Went back to flamingo theatre, got this beautiful...
Went back to flamingo theatre, got this beautiful latina Darlene, probably has one of the best bodies there, she came over sent down next to me at talked a little, waitress asked to buy her drink I said no and she walked away, I motion under my table for hj, she said 80 and off to the room we go, She was doing hj and she didnt have any tissue and either did I and I didnt want to release on my clothes so she said to do it on the floor,some advice bring some tissues with u in ur pocket and also ur own condom and more might be available

⚠️ 2 clients warned about something in this review

B
bnasty
Member 45 posts Member since Nov -0001
Jul 13, 2008
42
3
Overall Rating
3.0/5.0
Service Quality
3.0/5.0
Tip: $55
Company Rating: 6
Date Saw: 2008-07-12
Had been here a long time ago, but hadn't returned...
Had been here a long time ago, but hadn't returned because it was nothing special. Saw that they had been advertising on craiglist and had a new name, so thought I'd see if things changed. When I walked in the owner and her young (like 10 years old) daughter were behind the counter. Filled out the form and was led to room where I crossed paths with other daughter (like 15 years old). Even though a legit business, just seemed odd to have minors walking around the place. Owner instructed me to get ready but "keep your underwear on" which I would have done anyways, since it was family hour. Rooms had walls, but curtain doors. Darlene came in, and started massage. She had way to many moves to squeeze into an entire hour, and was just racing from one thing to the next with no real rhythm. I did feel better after, but wouldn't call it a relaxing hour because Darlene was all over the place trying to do too many different streches and techniques. If she could settle down and simplify, she would probably be a very good masseuse. Not horrible, but don't plan on going back.

⚠️ 2 clients warned about something in this review

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LtnLvr
Member 37 posts Member since Oct 2005
Aug 30, 2006
24
3
Overall Rating
3.0/5.0
Service Quality
4.0/5.0
Tip: $50
Company Rating: 6
Date Saw: 2006-08-30
This is one of many Thai places along Sunset in the...
This is one of many Thai places along Sunset in the Silver Lake area. Located in a strip mall with good parking. She is cheerful and gives a good massage. Offered to go out to eat after, but I had other places to go. Would repeat again for a nice relaxing massage.

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041397rob
Member 2 posts Member since Sep 2005
Feb 21, 2006
33
3
Overall Rating
3.0/5.0
Service Quality
4.0/5.0
Tip: $60
Company Rating: N/A
Date Saw: 2006-02-21
Gives an excellent massage. I would recommend to...
Gives an excellent massage. I would recommend to all.

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3685
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Service: 3/5
Attitude: 3/5
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Avg Visits: 1
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MrKamikaze
2 hours ago
Great provider! Very professional and the service was excellent. Highly recommend for anyone looking for quality massage therapy.
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Dickie_T
1 day ago
Been coming here for months. Consistent and always provides great service. The facility is clean and professional.
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