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Lisa
(15 reviews)
12 Unique Visitors
2 Today
Company: Not specified
Spa Hours: mon, wed, fri
Phone: 657-232-0050
City: Orange County, CA
Escorts
Provider Id: 90645
Door Fee: $40/hour
Website: http://,,
PAYMENT OPTION: CASH ONLY $40/hour
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Profile Analytics
12
Unique Visitors
2
Views Today
0%
Repeat Client Rate
1
Regular Customers
15
Total Reviews
Provider Details
Ethnicity: Hispanic : Japanese
Eye Color: Brown
Age: 38-41
Hair Length: 5
Hair Color: Gray
Build: Plus Size
Height: 5'3"-5'5"
Breast Size: C
Tattoos: Not specified
Breast Implants: No
Piercings: Not specified
Kitty: Very Loose
Work Schedule: Thursday,Sunday
Category: Not specified
Services
Lick The Kitty: No
FS (Full Service): No
HJ: Not specified
Kissing: Not specified
Touch The Kitty: Not specified
BJ: Not specified
Massage: Not specified
Shower Together: Not specified
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Anonymous Reviewer
Member 0 posts Member since N/A
May 5, 2022
33
4
Overall Rating
4.0/5.0
Service Quality
3.0/5.0
Tip: $N/A
Company Rating: N/A
Date Saw: N/A
I stopped by happy a couple of months ago and heard Lisa in the next room getting hammered and...
I stopped by happy a couple of months ago and heard Lisa in the next room getting hammered and being very vocal. On my way from LA I decided to see if she was available. I walked in and a new lady got up and tried to lead me in but I saw Lisa n the corner and asked for her. She was very friendly and smiling on the walk to her room. I got undressed and she returned to begin the massage or what she thought was a massage. After 15 minutes I started to caress her legs and turned over. Lisa started a bbbj and got me going. She climbed on top and began to grind on me and until she started to slake and said that she was cumming. I flipped her over and went to work by pounding her missionary until I came. We both worked up a good sweat. Took the hat off cleaned up and left. Good luck, be safe.
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Anonymous Reviewer
Member 0 posts Member since N/A
Mar 15, 2022
33
3
Overall Rating
3.0/5.0
Service Quality
3.0/5.0
Tip: $N/A
Company Rating: N/A
Date Saw: N/A
This place really is a dump, from the sketch types lurking outside to the “massage tables’ that...
This place really is a dump, from the sketch types lurking outside to the “massage tables’ that creek. Never been to a ‘brothel’ but this is how I might imagine one in Sri Lanka. Lisa is a decent looking gilf who is friendly. Not convinced she loves her job, but she will polish the knob and spread her legs with a decent amount of enthusiasm. She is decent in a pinch.
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Anonymous Reviewer
Member 0 posts Member since N/A
Mar 7, 2022
33
3
Overall Rating
3.0/5.0
Service Quality
4.0/5.0
Tip: $N/A
Company Rating: N/A
Date Saw: N/A
After swearing I wouldn’t come back here - I was back and I’m not particularly proud of it but...
After swearing I wouldn’t come back here - I was back and I’m not particularly proud of it but I was close by and got the itch so I pulled in to the parking lot and hid my car in the back. Casually strolled by and saw Lisa hanging out in front. She remembered me and came aggressively over to say hi and invite me in. So long story short - it happened again. There was actually a decent massage this time and the flip was auto pilot. She stripped naked and took me in her moth to set the mood. She got on top for CG and the. RCG and we finished DS. It was fun but I really hope I don’t come back. Be safe and good luck!
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Anonymous Reviewer
Member 0 posts Member since N/A
Mar 6, 2022
33
2
Overall Rating
2.0/5.0
Service Quality
3.0/5.0
Tip: $N/A
Company Rating: N/A
Date Saw: N/A
I don’t recommend this place but you will get laid...
I don’t recommend this place but you will get laid. Happy massage is kind of out there and not easy to find. It’s in a small plaza that is very busy so everyone can see you. The parking spots are also very small. Lots of families running around. When you go inside someone just takes you right away, it’s very dark inside. I asked to use the restroom to do my usual snooping. No showers. The bathroom was big and kind of gross. It doubled as a storage area. On top of the paper towel dispenser was a fully squeezed tube of monistat. It was at that point I knew I fucked up. The room isn’t much of a room. The walls don’t go to the ceiling and it was dark. I put 40 in the profile description but you basically pay 140 up front. The girls name was Lisa and not great looking. Normally if you’re not that good looking I’m still okay because I mostly care about service. She started on the massage which consisted of her leaning on me. Like literally leaning. She puts her hands on you and leans. After a few arduous minutes she goes to the night stand and hikes up her dress. Keep in mind she doesn’t take the dress off. She tells me to get up and she lays down and opens a slit in her panties for you to just stick it in. Remembering the tube of monistat and seeing the entree before me, I tightened up the rubber and went to work. I used my spank bank to try and get it over with as quickly as I could. Amazingly I finished, usually I need a handy when I’m not into it. She wiped me down and wanted to give me her number. I didn’t know how to say “no” because I don’t want her having my number, luckily she just gave me a business card with her number on the back. As I said before, you’ll get action here, but it seriously freaked me out.
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Anonymous Reviewer
Member 0 posts Member since N/A
Feb 25, 2022
33
2
Overall Rating
2.0/5.0
Service Quality
2.0/5.0
Tip: $N/A
Company Rating: N/A
Date Saw: N/A
Didn't want to make the trek to LB so decided to stop by this dump...
Didn't want to make the trek to LB so decided to stop by this dump. Walked in and 3 whores approached me and ask me to pick them. I chose Lisa as my eyes targeted her tits. Got undressed and made sure that I didn't leave anything hit the ground as I didn't want to bring home any pests. Did her and squirted on her after taking off the cover when I came.. This place is dump. Dont trust the folded towels on the table. All they do is dust off and refold. As soon ad you can shower right away after visiting this place. Spray alcohol on yourself when u finish there.
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Provider Performance & Trends

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Visit Frequency
9 days
Active viewing days in last 30 days
Repeat Client Rate
17%
Visitors who viewed more than once
Popularity Trend
+100%
Monthly popularity change
Expert Provider Score
3.4
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Key Service Metrics

Massage Quality
71%
Professionalism
68%
Atmosphere
64%
Value for Money
71%
Description Accuracy
71%

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12
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Provider Ranking
4649
out of 7439 providers
Cross-Provider Performance
-3.2%

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Power Reviewer Consensus
134 power reviewers
Service: 3/5
Attitude: 3/5
Looks: 3/5
First-Time vs Repeat Visitors
12 unique visitors
Total Views: 12
Avg Visits: 1.2
Reviewer Type Analysis
Power Reviewer: 1
Frequent Reviewer: 9
Occasional Reviewer: 147
First Time: 646

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