MPR - Massage Provider Reviews
Sign Up

VIP Login

VIP Benefits
  • Full review access
  • Provider comparison tool
  • VIP chat rooms
  • Advanced search features
Username and password are required

Don't have a VIP account?

Create VIP Account

Already have an account?

My Notes

Loading notes...

Chat with Friends

A
Alice Johnson
● Online
A
Hey! How are you doing today?
2:30 PM
I'm doing great! Thanks for asking. How about you?
2:32 PM
M
A
Pretty good! Just finished a great massage session. The new therapist is amazing!
2:35 PM
Back to All Reviews Keep searching through all provider profiles
Company
QR Code
QR Code
Scan for contact info
Provider Photo
Provider Photo
Crystal
(7 reviews)
13 Unique Visitors
1 Today
Company: Not specified
Spa Hours: mon, wed, fri
Phone: 630-705-9886
City: Chicago, CA
Escorts
Provider Id: 75546
Door Fee: $65/hour
Website: http://,,
PAYMENT OPTION: CASH ONLY $65/hour
Location & Map
Profile Analytics
13
Unique Visitors
1
Views Today
0%
Repeat Client Rate
0
Regular Customers
7
Total Reviews
Provider Details
Ethnicity: Hispanic : Japanese
Eye Color: Brown
Age: 30-33
Hair Length: 5
Hair Color: Gray
Build: Curvy
Height: 5'3"-5'5"
Breast Size: C
Tattoos: Not specified
Breast Implants: Unknown
Piercings: Not specified
Work Schedule: Monday,Tuesday,Wednessday,Thursday,Friday,Saturday,Sunday
Category: Not specified
Services
Lick The Kitty: No
FS (Full Service): No
Kissing: Not specified
Touch The Kitty: Not specified
BJ: Not specified
Massage: Not specified
Shower Together: No
A
Anonymous Reviewer
Member 0 posts Member since N/A
Jul 28, 2013
6
3
Overall Rating
3.0/5.0
Service Quality
3.0/5.0
Tip: $N/A
Company Rating: N/A
Date Saw: N/A
I knew her from foot massage at Senina, a spa in Algonquin, the spa on 36th st near Halsted and now...
I knew her from foot massage at Senina, a spa in Algonquin, the spa on 36th st near Halsted and now here. She calls herself Crystal now, used to be Brenda at Senina. She is good looking, and I hear from other places that she will do HJ but none for me. VG massage and lots of fun as her English is not bad now. She has been here for 4+ years now and she can hold a conversation. When it came time for the turn, she wouldnt do it. I laughed and told her in a nice way she was lying. She laughed and said she doesnt do that. I said BS. She laughed again. She got some oil and put it on my hand and said she would rub around the area as I did myself. So I did. I shook my crank at her a couple of times and asked to finish this and she said no. So I busted and she knew how to clean up. I told her only girls who do HJ know how to clean up that well, Again, just a giggle. I will go back as there are 2 other cuties who she wanted me to say hello to, and they all got up off their ass to give me a hug and asked to try them next time. I will!
A
Anonymous Reviewer
Member 0 posts Member since N/A
Jun 3, 2013
6
4
Overall Rating
4.0/5.0
Service Quality
3.0/5.0
Tip: $N/A
Company Rating: N/A
Date Saw: N/A
I had a session with Crystal to see how she was...
I had a session with Crystal to see how she was. She always seemed happy and playful and I wanted to see if that continued in the room. Unfortunately, that is where it all stopped. She was all business. She required draping and didn't allow for any roaming or playing. The only thing remotely different that she did was to sit on my ass as she rubbed my shoulders. Other then that...all legit. Great massage...but she didn't even inspire the soldier to rise. Stay away unless you are looking for a good massage.
Showing 6-7 of 7 reviews

Provider Performance & Trends

Deep insights into how this provider performs over time

Visit Frequency
6 days
Active viewing days in last 30 days
Repeat Client Rate
0%
Visitors who viewed more than once
Popularity Trend
-14%
Monthly popularity change
Expert Provider Score
3.5
Provider score from experienced reviewers

Visit Frequency Over Time

Service Quality Breakdown

Detailed analysis of service quality across different categories

Key Service Metrics

Massage Quality
70%
Professionalism
75%
Atmosphere
71%
Value for Money
70%
Description Accuracy
70%

Review Keywords & Phrases

Word cloud visualization coming soon!

This will show the most common words and phrases from reviews

Real-time Analytics

Live updates of profile performance metrics

Live Views
13
Updated in real-time
Active Visitors
13
Currently viewing
Last Activity
Today
Profile engagement

Service Quality Breakdown Chart

Reviewer Type Distribution

Comparison & Context

How this provider ranks against others and similar options

Provider Ranking
4640
out of 7439 providers
Cross-Provider Performance
-2.9%

Similar Providers You Might Like

Sunshine

5.0/5.0 (3 reviews)

Tina

5.0/5.0 (3 reviews)

Candy

5.0/5.0 (2 reviews)

Jackie

5.0/5.0 (2 reviews)

Jenny

5.0/5.0 (2 reviews)

Reviewer-Centric Insights

What different types of reviewers think about this provider

Power Reviewer Consensus
14 power reviewers
Service: 4/5
Attitude: 4/5
Looks: 4/5
First-Time vs Repeat Visitors
13 unique visitors
Total Views: 13
Avg Visits: 1
Reviewer Type Analysis
Occasional Reviewer: 3
First Time: 119

Engagement & Outcomes

What happens after visitors see this provider

Performance Timeline

How ratings and popularity have changed over the past year

Comments & Discussion

Share your thoughts and discuss with other users

Add a Comment


Fatal error: Uncaught Error: Call to undefined function time_elapsed_string() in /var/www/vhosts/mpreviews.com/httpdocs/massage-reviews/provider_profile.php:9230 Stack trace: #0 {main} thrown in /var/www/vhosts/mpreviews.com/httpdocs/massage-reviews/provider_profile.php on line 9230